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Did I miss the part where Ludwika became a barmaid? *untangles self from TWWK* Where do I sign up? Is Dread paying you? Cuz I could use the money.
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Ludwika.. that sounded soo... never mind..
*Walks into the kitchen*
Dread: ... why is there a stack of papers on my grill?
Mr.T: Those are the orders for food f00! These poor sukas been starvin' waitin' for you to return.
Dread: .... *pages through the orders*
Mr.T: Thats alot of food you gatta cook.
Dread: ugh.. Mr.T, I think I hear a fight starting. Go check it out.
Mr.T: I pitty da f00 who starts fights on my watch!
Dread: ...::sigh:: This order is for a burger... hmm.. *picks up the phone* Yes, I would like to order a buger to be deliverd. Ok, bring it to the back door of Martin's Bar. *pages through more orders* Chinese food eh? *calls up 3 dragons resteraunt* next is.. a pizza.. *calls Pizza hut* next is a steak.. *Calls the Outback Steakhouse*
*20 mins later*
Slim: Dread.. why are there all these vehicles driving around back?
Dread: um.. no reason.. here.. take this out to the dumpster for me.
::hands slim a bag or empty cartons from food::
Slim: ok
::throws all the food on the grill and pretends to cook it::
Dread: Ok people Foods ready!
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:01 am |
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hmm...I'm hungry...I don't think anyone'll miss this burger...
<looks at the order>
for Capie? niiice...all mine |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:04 am |
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Hey great, I didn't think anyone would eat that burger, but since you did.. YOU CAN PAY ME! ^_^
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:14 am |
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uh...ehh...ahh...ehh...put it on my tab?
I do still have a tab, right? |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:18 am |
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hmm.. it appears that "other" people have been using your tab.. I dunno if your "credit" is good here..
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:30 am |
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"other" people? interesting...obviously, people didn't think I was coming back...
I assure my good man, my credit is good!
eh...maybe I should get a job and start paying off that debt...
someone start a TDA Unemployment Center! |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:36 am |
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Dread: With JP gone I'm sure Ludwika is lonely.. I'm sure for a small price you could..
TWWK: hehe
Ludwika: ::violently glares at Dread::
Dread: *gulp* ....I'll be over here.. near the phone.. so i can call 911 when she comes over to kill me..
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:42 am |
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FDD: Since we all just came back to the bar i've got one question.
Dread: Shoot.
FDD: Where is Dill?
Dread: Uhhh...
FDD: You do remember we just left her on those stairs at the hotel...in a straight jacket.
Dread: Right. I was gonna go take care of it as soon...as....I.....ummm......aw crap.
FDD: Shouldn't someone go get her?
*meanwhile*
Dill: Hello? Anybody? Oh great get i'll just have to get myself out...
*somehow pulls out glaive and tears straight jacket to pieces*
Dill: Ahh that's better. Now I wonder where Dread is?
*back at bar*
Dread: So as I was saying....
*door to bar busts open, Dill walks in with glaive in hand*
Dread: Oh crap ^_^'.
Dill: Dread I think we need to talk.
FDD: Good luck buddy.
Dread: Hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dread is being dragged along the floor by Dill as she takes him to the back room*
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:16 pm |
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| Ludwika wrote: |
| Beatdiggga wrote: |
| {Comes in} Beer please. |
Tip me first! And then maybe you'll get two beers ... |
{Tips Ludwika}
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Sometimes I miss my sanity- Wedge Antilles |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:39 pm |
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*Saunters in* Puddin! *Glomps Deelite*
Voice: Huh, so CP got a girlfriend . . . wow, I have missed a lot.
*CP Thinks "Familiar voice, knows I'm in need of a girl, and hasn't been around in a while. I know who it is!"*
CP: It's my favoritest member ever! JP! *Turns around, sees TWWK.* Um, and by JP I mean TWWK . . . heh heh . . .
TWWK: Glad to see I was missed . . .
CP: Well, you're always really been here, in Stealh Ninja TWWK form. Besides, you are SO one of my top favorite members of all time.
Deelite: How come I was never told about this TWWK boy.
CP: You can hear allllll about him. C'mon, I'll fill you in over some chinese food. *Orders chinese food from Dread.*
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Play City of Heroes/Villians? Look me up, Pinnacle server, @C Paradox |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:11 pm |
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Dread: Ok, Chinese food.. please allow 25-45 mins for delivery.. i mean for me.. to cook.. yeah...
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:22 pm |
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| Dreadnot wrote: |
Dread: With JP gone I'm sure Ludwika is lonely.. I'm sure for a small price you could..
TWWK: hehe
Ludwika: ::violently glares at Dread::
Dread: *gulp* ....I'll be over here.. near the phone.. so i can call 911 when she comes over to kill me.. |
Hey ... hey ... Don't make me go over there and pulverize you dready boy with my mad barmaid skillz!
...talent I picked up while working at Hooters actually.
RLH,when I came back it was a moment of desperation that made me decide to work here.Also dread has to pay me or else they'll be another of those Lorena Bobet scenes around here.
Hey Dread I still need a uniform to work around here by the way!
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Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:23 pm |
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*perverted smile*
...
::slaps self::
I'll let you pick your outfit.. you wouldn't like it if I picked it for you.
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:32 pm |
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DM:*walks out of game room*Hey, Dread. I'll have a root beer.
Random Person: Hey... wern't you-
DM:*quickly pulls out taser, zaps RP, RP falls down and twitches, waits for root beer*
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