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Post subject: Join the forces of evil, to oppose King Mith!!!
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Within Shiris’s newly risen palisade fortress…
Spooky: I am Spooky, commander of Shiris's ghost warriors! Here on behalf of Shiris to recruit any and all who wish to destroy the Castle held by Warlord Beatdigga. Don't worry, any who join us will be paid well. With Mith gone they have no flame sword to protect them. This is our chance to rise up and claim victory!
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I wake to murderous days and horrified nights |
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 Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:36 pm |
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Beat- You are dumb. Ideon!
{Idoen, FRICKIN HUGE super robot extrodinare, appears above Shiris' castle and squashes it} |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:38 pm |
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who with the what now?
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| Spooky: I am Spooky, commander of Shiris's ghost warriors! Here on behalf of Shiris to recruit any and all who wish to destroy the Castle held by Warlord Beatdigga. Don't worry, any who join us will be paid well. With Mith gone they have no flame sword to protect them. This is our chance to rise up and claim victory! |
Sweet. Don't gotget lord of the monkey hordes too. yeah, I got both. That flame sword isn't a match for monkey flung ghost poo.... or wa it ghost flung monkey poo. I forget, anyways....
*Watches as Ideon slips and falls from stepping in a large glassy pool of flung monkey poo, slipping and sliding all the way to Lancashire, taking out several peasant and cows along the way*
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"Veni. Vedi. Spooki." - Julius Caesar
I came. I saw. I spooked.
He's better than Pop-Rocks! |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:54 pm |
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| {Ideon does some backflips and shoots the castle with the ID gun, wiping it off the face of the earth} |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:56 pm |
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Well now, it looks like I sparked up some aggression!
*Ghost army phases in behind Shiris*
*Shiris Brandishes Sword of Souls* CHARGE!!!!
*200 ghost warriors fly up and swoop down to surround Beatdigga and Ideon and commence attack with their phantom swords and terror magic*
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I wake to murderous days and horrified nights |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:14 pm |
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Now my legions!
{600 armored soilders attack the battered castle} |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:17 pm |
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heheee, My distraction worked well!
*Teleports out* |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:25 pm |
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{5 minutes later}
Well, the whole place is destroyed. Let's go home. |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:32 pm |
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Dothy ou forget about my monkey hordes? Thousands upon thousands on monkeys swarm over the 600 soldiers pounding them endlessly until their armor caves in and starts to crush their bones and restrict their lungs* Excellent, now for the coup de tah or something *monkeys wipe their butts on all the soldiers faces*
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"Veni. Vedi. Spooki." - Julius Caesar
I came. I saw. I spooked.
He's better than Pop-Rocks! |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:09 pm |
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hmm...
I though about opposing Mith...
Why the hell not. *Sends out his vast hordes of Angry scotts*
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*Floats by on a cloud* |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:25 pm |
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| {Angry Irish appear to battle the Angry Scots} |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:39 pm |
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{both armies are too drunk to fight correctly, and soon they all go out for a pint, or two, or three, or twelve...}
Scot: Aw, Ah luv yoo!
Irish: Nah, Ah luv yoo, ya bahsturd!
Scot: Whoo you callin' a bahsturd, ya bahsturd?
Irish: Yoo, ya bahsturd! Ah luv yoo!
Scot: Naw, Ah luv yoo!
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Rycel's Death Count on this board: 7
"Great Ironies of Our World": Why is orange juice yellow? |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 5:58 pm |
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Wow, I caused a lot of stuff to happen. Cool.*pulls out battle axe and decapitates Rycel*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:05 pm |
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Well, I'm dead again. Hip hip hooray! And me without my Stones of Self-Resurrection. I guess I'll have to haunt some old voodoo preistess so he'll bring me back. I hope the afterlife has a frequent-dyer miles program.
Rycel's Death Count: 3
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Rycel's Death Count on this board: 7
"Great Ironies of Our World": Why is orange juice yellow? |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 6:10 pm |
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*instructs his monkey shaman to ressurect Rycels spirit and place it into the holiest of holy monkeys. Bill.*
Now, Rycel, you might feel a little hairier than normal in places you probably shouldnt....
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"Veni. Vedi. Spooki." - Julius Caesar
I came. I saw. I spooked.
He's better than Pop-Rocks! |
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| Wed Mar 12, 2003 7:53 pm |
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