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poor, poor ninjas...
on a more serious point, why fight ninjas? I usually just challenge them to drinking contests...
nothing sadder than a tipsy ninja...
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I fought 57 and 8/9 ninjas. The last one was missing his head. That's how i got the 8/9. BUt that one really doesn't count.
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| Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:56 pm |
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# of ninjas Beefy has fought:
in battle: 0
in court: 3
They sued me for running over their mule. Well, the dumb thing shouldn't have been lying in the road!
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| Wed Feb 25, 2004 5:14 pm |
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| dougisfunny wrote: |
| would that be considered a ninja booty call? |
That ain't right, that ain't right at all... it's like in the gangsta ninja drive-bye category.
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| Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:41 am |
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Wait, lets define ninja!
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| Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:10 am |
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well Kalma, from your definitions, both the guys in this clip
Beware Stainles steel Katana are ninja's because they came into contact with the swords... also, if you watched the clip to see the swords, you're probablya ninja too... does that about sound right to you? |
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| Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:56 pm |
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Ha that's funny. He obviously is NOT a ninja.
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| Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:37 pm |
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That is definitely not a ninja.
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You know I am surprised this wasn't locked... and that people actually responded... amazing...
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| Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:47 pm |
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Yes, but you never want to put yourself up against ninja lawyers, cause that's when you're really screwed.
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| Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:05 pm |
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| The_Punisher wrote: |
| Ha that's funny. He obviously is NOT a ninja. |
it was a little mockfoolery at kalma's expense...
and the sad part is noone posted in it til i said it was going to die... |
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| Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:41 pm |
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Actually, I define ninja as one trained in some form of martial arts.
Like:
- Jujitsu
- Karate
- Tai-quon-doh (spelling by sound)
- Kendo
- Sexy Commando
Swords don't automatically make you a ninja, they make you a samurai, duh.
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| Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:55 pm |
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| Technicaly umm... Ninjitsu is the martial art of the ninja. Ninja's are japanese, so they really would be trained in various styles of karate n stuff. |
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| Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:44 am |
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What's with all the Ninja hate? I mean c'mon, How are legitment Ninja's such as myslef supposed to make a living in such a cruel world of Anti-Ninja's.
I mean theres only 3 people who have ever fought me off, John Bono, Steve(force attuned), and Kathy(DAMN YOUR SEXINESS!!)
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| Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:03 pm |
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Minion? When did you become a ninja? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?
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| Tue Mar 02, 2004 4:04 pm |
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I leveled up, tehif turns into Ninja, c'mon Bono the signs where their, the sneakiness, always attacking people, ninja related jokes that no one understands, the wishing for a gaint robot/ninja anime, the list goes on.
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