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well how about possesion beeing 9/10ths of the law, and the fact this is about the 6th martins bar _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:31 am |
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And the fact reality has no bearing on the goings-on here... _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP |
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Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:33 pm |
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Reality, who needs it...
Yeah, with the IRS, they don't notice anything...
Unless you've been paying your taxes on time for fifty years...
And, because of unforseen circumstances, you were three days late this year...
And they brought the world down on your head...
That was hypothetical...
Not an actual story, as far as I know... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:24 pm |
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what better day for Kalma to take over the bar _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:12 pm |
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This is pure madness I say....quickly, to the barmobile! _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:56 pm |
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Indeed. Could someone please stop the cruel jokes? _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world... |
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:56 pm |
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Haha, best April Fool's joke I've seen today. _________________ anime is teh s uck
Play City of Heroes/Villians? Look me up, Pinnacle server, @C Paradox |
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:26 pm |
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*shrugs* eh, its not bad...
Miguzi Waterpark woulda been better if he actually made the domain www.miguziwaterpark.com and just had everything rerouted there...
but that costs cash money _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:56 pm |
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Yes, but that would have defeated the "quickie" feel of this years April Fools Joke... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy |
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:14 am |
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Man... that was just... man... _________________ Sometimes, we forget who we are. |
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Sat Apr 03, 2004 7:21 pm |
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The bar is slower these days.... wonder if thats a good thing or not. I mean don't get me wrong its nice to actually be able to see your last post 24 hours after you made it (or longer) but I dont think I've ever seen the place so slow....
Martin: What to do, what to do...
Dread: Play FFXI!!!
Martin: But my network hates online games now!
Dread: Play FFXI!!!
Martin: No really man.. I dont even own it... yet.
Dread: Play FFXI!!!
Martin: What the?! It's a friggin robot! My God, someone has replaced Dread with a communistic propaganda dispensing robot!! I wonder how far this has spread... _________________ Sometimes, we forget who we are. |
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Wed Apr 07, 2004 10:49 pm |
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FDD: Play FFXI!!!
Martin: Aww crap, not you too.
FDD: Nah, i'm fine. Actually, Dread has come down with ACS.
Martin: ....ACS?
FDD: Acute Corneria Syndrome
Martin: erm, come again?
FDD: You see, Dread has become so involved in a final fantasy game, that he can now only speak one phrase or sentence like the mindless npcs in all of the games.
Martin: Ahh, that slightly explains stuff.
FDD: Yeah, well now that i've explained that to you....Play FFXI!!!
Martin: -_-;;;;; _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:14 pm |
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I think the slowness can in part be attributed to school... finals coming up soon _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Thu Apr 08, 2004 3:05 am |
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Dreadnot: :walks behind the bar and grabs a bottle of scotch:
Martin: h.. hey thats 187 years old! You just can't walk back here and..
Dread: :Walks to the corner booth and starts pouring shots:
Doug: He seems...
Martin: He looks a little depressed..
Kero: Just a little? Looks like more then a little
Doug: did he just poor 3 shots then chug the bottle?
JP: He's gona be sick...
Dreadnot: *lets out a deep sigh* _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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Fri Apr 09, 2004 3:53 am |
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Damn... thats either really impressive or really scary... _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world... |
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Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:55 am |
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