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Ok.*retreats to Shiris's castle*
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 Sun Mar 16, 2003 3:29 pm |
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| Guts_the_Berserk wrote: |
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Fix your avatar first.
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| Sun Mar 16, 2003 10:56 pm |
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“Well.....this isn’t working. Only one thing left to do,” 
*Light emanates from Shiris*
"Good bye..."
*Shiris explodes in a giant fiery blast destroying parts of the castle*
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| Wed Mar 19, 2003 12:48 am |
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| Test |
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| Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:48 pm |
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| Whats wrong with this stupid thread? |
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| Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:14 pm |
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| Whats wrong with this dumb thread?!?!?!!?!??! |
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| Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:15 pm |
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I didn't break it...
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Fri Mar 21, 2003 11:57 pm |
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next question is did I fix it...
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:02 am |
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*swings giant flyswatter*
SMACK!
I kilt that bug dead
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Sat Mar 22, 2003 12:31 am |
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| dougisfunny wrote: |
*swings giant flyswatter*
SMACK!
I kilt that bug dead |
Hmm..... You have served the castle in ways of humor and loyalty. Lately I have been considering you for knighthood. Go on a quest to find Princess Dillpops and you shall be knighted.
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| Sat Mar 22, 2003 9:25 pm |
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but then I'll get yelled at to actually use the swords.... and besides shes rolling around drunk in some haystacks behind the castle with her hubby... and no this isn't a poloroid camera I'm carrying. Look! Ice cream! *runs away*
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Sat Mar 22, 2003 10:06 pm |
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Of the three base knighthoods, only a Knight of the Sword must fight. You would be knighted as a Knight of the Lion, for loyalty and service.
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I better not fricken loose my password again |
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| Sat Mar 22, 2003 10:19 pm |
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*comes back in tank, starts blowing parts of the castle up*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Sat Mar 22, 2003 10:28 pm |
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NOTICE: AN 8000 GP BOUNTY HAS BEEN PLACED ON THE CAPTURE OF DRAGON MASTER FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ROYAL PROPERTY AS WELL AS FIGHTING FOR COUNTESS SHIRIS
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| Sat Mar 22, 2003 10:38 pm |
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from atop a distant castle spire
*flying winged monkeys come in through the window*
monkeys : EE!!! OOO< EEAA!! AH AH AH OOK EEK!!! EEK!
spook: hmm.... you found it?!
monkeys: AH AH OOO EEK EEK!
spook: excellent, so after long last his powers will be mine.... but I will need a distraction... You! Mr. Bibble! take yours and three other flying monkey legions to Mithrons Castle and start flinging the "special" poo, you know the kind, I need to keep everyone occupied.
Mr. Bibbles: AH OOP EEK EEK OP EEP! *salutes*
spook: Be safe Mr. bibbles and remember to hold everyone at the castle none must leave, chase them back if you must. Now go.
*Mr. Bibbles takes off throguh the window and soars down to the surrounding area. within a five minutes 5000 flying winged monkeys take to the sky towards miths castle*
spook: I don't have much time... *slips out of the keep and disapeers into the woods*
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15 minutes later
*the flying winged monkey hordes begin their assault against the castle from high in the air, out of reach of all conventional weapons*
Mr. Bibbles: EEH AAH AHH EEK EK OOK!!! (translation: for our master! remember my monkey brothers, keep them within the walls, we don't need kills. We're here for time. RELEASE THE SPECIAL POO!!!)
*far away at Shiris' compound a similar sized horde of flying winged monkeys unleashed their own assault*
STAY TUNED NEXT TIME TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!
Same Monkey time, Same monkey Place by the same damned monkey.
Stupid monkey; you fling poo now.
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"Veni. Vedi. Spooki." - Julius Caesar
I came. I saw. I spooked.
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