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dougisfunny · **dougisfunny**

Zechs875: grr

Auto response from DOUG is FUNNY: *snorzelz*

Zechs875: I'm attempting to update a section and remove gifs from the Misc section
Zechs875: I'll do it
Zechs875: but you made it harder!
Zechs875: never mind
Zechs875: you made it a little easier
Zechs875: Razz

Zechs875: but..you did make it hard for me to access the poll admin page

Auto response from DOUG is FUNNY: *snorzelz*

Zechs875: o.0
Zechs875: never mind
Zechs875: apparently IE remembered it for me
Zechs875: I seem to be solving all my own problems for once
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

dougisfunny · **dougisfunny**

Zechs875: Ahhharg
Zechs875 signed off at 3:23:17 PM.
You are no longer directly connected to Zechs875 because the connection has been interrupted..
Zechs875 signed on at 7:42:50 PM.
DOUG is FUNNY: and here I thought a hurricane landed on you
Zechs875: no
Zechs875: I just got sick of worrying about stuff
DOUG is FUNNY: ah
Zechs875: so I watched som Onegai Teacher and drew stuff
DOUG is FUNNY: Zechs875 (3:22:10 PM): Ahhharg
Zechs875 signed off at 3:23:17 PM.
You are no longer directly connected to Zechs875 because the connection has been interrupted. (3:23:17 PM).
Zechs875: lol
DOUG is FUNNY: and that was the last we ever heard from Zechs PeaceCraft, may he rest in peace
Zechs875: you already wrote my obituary didn't you
DOUG is FUNNY: lol
Zechs875: at least tell me who your were gonna give my dvd collection to
DOUG is FUNNY: ahh no
DOUG is FUNNY: I'd prolly give it to Alex,
Zechs875: Alex is a hoe
DOUG is FUNNY: since he deserves it for the way he made you react with the "OMG THE DVD BLEW UP" bit
DOUG is FUNNY: lol
Zechs875: he pissed me off so bad
DOUG is FUNNY wants to directly connect.
Zechs875 is now directly connected.
DOUG is FUNNY: sound clip
DOUG is FUNNY: lol
Zechs875: lol
DOUG is FUNNY: that was so fitting since we were talking of your death.
DOUG is FUNNY: and then that played
Zechs875: of course
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

dougisfunny · **dougisfunny**

DOUG is FUNNY: morning
Zechs875: top o' the mornin' to ya
Zechs875: YOU FLIPPIN PROSTITUTE!
DOUG is FUNNY: ...
DOUG is FUNNY: crack head
Zechs875: *scratches self uncontrollably*..Crack? WHERE!?
DOUG is FUNNY: why does aim never let me warn you anymore?
Zechs875: It knows we are teh friends
DOUG is FUNNY wants to directly connect.
Zechs875 is now directly connected.
DOUG is FUNNY:

Zechs875: Nooo
Zechs875: not a dirty image
Zechs875: lol
Zechs875: I told you it know
DOUG is FUNNY: and don't think i haven't tried
Zechs875:

Zechs875: Bestest Friends
DOUG is FUNNY: *rolls eyes*
DOUG is FUNNY: i hungry...
Zechs875:

Zechs875: I love this guy
Zechs875: he's the real life Tyrone
DOUG is FUNNY: have you been looking at mug shots again?
Zechs875: yes
Zechs875: he shows up alot
DOUG is FUNNY: lol
DOUG is FUNNY: "drugs"
DOUG is FUNNY: his occupation no?
Zechs875:

Zechs875: Yes
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

dougisfunny · **dougisfunny**

finaldragoon77 (04:44:42 PM): hey
dougisfunny (04:44:46 PM): hello
finaldragoon77 (04:44:54 PM): whats goin on?
dougisfunny (04:44:58 PM): not much
finaldragoon77 (04:45:03 PM): bored?
dougisfunny (04:45:09 PM): nope not really
finaldragoon77 (04:45:28 PM): well then whats keeping you not bored?
dougisfunny (04:45:43 PM): I'm working on a newspro install
finaldragoon77 (04:45:51 PM): newspro?
dougisfunny (04:46:17 PM): thing that lets you post new news
dougisfunny (04:46:20 PM): TDA uses it
dougisfunny (04:46:25 PM): now OAG uses it
finaldragoon77 (04:47:03 PM): ahh
finaldragoon77 (04:47:14 PM): so why are you working on it?
dougisfunny (04:47:25 PM): because I do that kind of stuff
dougisfunny (04:47:38 PM): (zechs doesn't do any of the back end work on his site)
finaldragoon77 (04:48:09 PM): and he brags every day about how many hits he gets
dougisfunny (04:48:13 PM): well
dougisfunny (04:48:17 PM): he does make the content
dougisfunny (04:48:22 PM): which is what people come for
dougisfunny (04:48:35 PM): I just make it easier to deliver
finaldragoon77 (04:48:52 PM): uh huh
finaldragoon77 (04:49:06 PM): just admit your his code whore
dougisfunny (04:49:36 PM): I like playing with the site, its a fun experiment to learn new things
finaldragoon77 (04:50:01 PM): stop making excuses
finaldragoon77 (04:51:05 PM): you like to code
finaldragoon77 (04:51:10 PM): zechs gave you an opportunity
dougisfunny (04:51:10 PM): duh...
finaldragoon77 (04:51:15 PM): therefore
finaldragoon77 (04:51:20 PM): you = zech's code whore
dougisfunny (04:51:24 PM): no
dougisfunny (04:51:28 PM): I don't charge ^_^
dougisfunny (04:51:36 PM): i'd more be a code slut
finaldragoon77 (04:51:42 PM): you = zechs's free code whore
finaldragoon77 (04:52:38 PM): and you like it
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

CollegeBum · **CollegeBum**

Tags171 (2:23:41 AM): Hey whats up man
Tags171 (2:23:42 AM): Hey whats up man
Tags171 (2:23:45 AM): bord off my ass
Tags171 (2:23:45 AM): bord off my ass
Tags171 (2:23:49 AM): cant sleep like usal
Tags171 (2:23:49 AM): cant sleep like usal

It was a dead night.
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Thats what it is all about!

Andromaton · **Andromaton**

Andromaton: god blood is such a gorgeous red
dougisfunny: *shakes head*
Andromaton: well it is!
Andromaton: if god hadn't meant for it to be used as a paint he shouldnt have made it such a lovely color
dougisfunny: lol

AdmiralGreer · **AdmiralGreer**

I pulled this one out from this past spring, it's too good NOT to post. Long story short: earlier in the day at school, this guy started doing a strange dance in my tech class. It was screwed up, but he kept on saying it was awesome. Later that day, he started IMing me. This is the full, unabridged copy.

zoadgraff: i think it was the most suductive thing that you have ever seen
Akira772: ....
Akira772: NO!
zoadgraff: why do you jump to respond like that so quickly peter???? hmm... i think i know whats going on
Akira772: d00d...
Akira772: You're crazy.
zoadgraff: you loved it and didnt want to admit it
zoadgraff: oh yah
zoadgraff: its true
zoadgraff: I DONT LOOSE!!!!! I WILL ALWAYS WIN THE GOLD IF IT COSTS ME MY LEFT ARM( THE MUTALATION THAT IS GROWING ON MY EAR) IF I CANT WIN!!!!!! I AM THE JUGGALO ABOVE THE REST!! THE ONE THAT SAYS, "YOU ARE LOWER THAN ME BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!" THAT IS WHY I DONT LOOSE!!!!!!\
zoadgraff: i guess by the lack of you talking.. im guessing i won this battle of the great talks of thee arguement
zoadgraff: ehh?
Akira772: Moo
zoadgraff: *ugg* you have hit me strong petter.....too strong.. i have not felt this much pain since ww2
zoadgraff: that is when i lost my legs
zoadgraff: let me tell you a story about ww2 peter
zoadgraff: take a knee and listen
zoadgraff: .... listen good
Akira772: ...
zoadgraff: i was out walking one morning..with a girl of the finest breed.. they used to breed girls back then..sluts werent invented back then
zoadgraff: ....
Akira772: ...
zoadgraff: so i told her about my plan... my wicked awsome plan...
zoadgraff: my plan to invent the race that would revolutionize the lives of men forever!!!!!! i was to begin this race of sluts even if i lost my life over it....
zoadgraff: so i told her to get on her knees and......
zoadgraff: .......
zoadgraff: ......
zoadgraff: rest.. she had been walking all day....
zoadgraff: i couldnt ask her to lay down for she would have gone to sleep.. she must have to stay on her knees so the fatigue didnt get too extreme as to take her
zoadgraff: we need only to rest for a minute..... so i soon sat donw next to her.. she talked on and on and on and on.. i slapped her and told her she was in training
zoadgraff: ....
zoadgraff: she then said yes'm sir
zoadgraff: i told her that that speach would not be tollerated
zoadgraff: i then did my seductive dance.. its true name...."Peter Likes, oh yes he does."
zoadgraff: and she fell in love with me... thats when me and my asian brothers learned of the the katana of the ninja.. so we stole it
zoadgraff: i soon turned on my brothers and killed them.. they wanted either my woman.. or my sword.. i couldnt tell so i killed them for whichever it was
Akira772: ...
zoadgraff: my pinky then hurt.. so i grew angry... then went into a rage and killed of the whole do-do bird species off....
zoadgraff: **doo-doo
zoadgraff: dont know how to spell that
zoadgraff: i soon found that my wife.. she had given me gang-green, siphilis, and i had bugs all over my nuts
zoadgraff: she had been trained well
Akira772: uh-huh
zoadgraff: they had to send me off to war due to the fact that i was to good of a trainer to pass up.. i trained those stupid vets with guns to shot people.. the they got into battle...
zoadgraff: the rest ios a blur and i woke up and didnt have legs
zoadgraff: *slaps peter* now you fillthy little whore... get outa my site and make me some money!!!!
zoadgraff: ok?
zoadgraff: well there little buddy... it was a blast talking to you.. im gunna go play some xbox now.. have fun talking withg the othe oompas that are all throughout the net
zoadgraff: bye bye
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me

dougisfunny · **dougisfunny**

DOUG is FUNNY (12:06:11 AM): what superman would beat goku?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:07:29 AM): pre cataclysm?
Andromaton (12:14:23 AM): yup
Andromaton is no longer idle at 12:14:31 AM.
Andromaton (12:14:44 AM): that and I like superman more than goku in general :p
DOUG is FUNNY (12:14:44 AM): he had that much power?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:14:53 AM): well he is cooler
Andromaton (12:14:59 AM): he was invulnerable
DOUG is FUNNY (12:15:35 AM): but how could he be?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:15:53 AM): you can't write a story about people running into a brick wall
Andromaton (12:16:01 AM): but they did
DOUG is FUNNY (12:16:03 AM): they have to at lelast be able to dent the wall
DOUG is FUNNY (12:16:08 AM): least*
DOUG is FUNNY (12:16:43 AM): so lets say he was invulnerable defense points:infinity
DOUG is FUNNY (12:16:52 AM): was he unstoppable to?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:17:08 AM): he was both the immovable object and the unstoppable force?
Andromaton (12:17:26 AM): that I don't remember exactly
Andromaton (12:17:32 AM): but he could reverse time
DOUG is FUNNY (12:17:38 AM): *rolls eyes*
DOUG is FUNNY (12:18:06 AM): yes... lets fly around a planet and reverse time for all of the universe
Andromaton (12:18:17 AM): hehe
DOUG is FUNNY (12:18:38 AM): that one almost makes sense
Andromaton (12:18:46 AM): he just has to do that llong enough to get to goku before he was all powerful like
DOUG is FUNNY (12:19:01 AM): does superman age?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:19:26 AM): does he turn back time to before he was?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:19:49 AM): could he feasibly go back in time then to before Krypton blew up and save the planet?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:19:55 AM): why did he never do that?
Andromaton (12:20:22 AM): nobody ever said he thought that far ahead
DOUG is FUNNY (12:20:31 AM): *rolls eyes*
Andromaton (12:20:31 AM): or should I say, back
DOUG is FUNNY (12:20:49 AM): the time changing thing is lame an unusable
DOUG is FUNNY (12:21:27 AM): because at that point in time we realize he is God because he is the one who went back in time and created the universe
DOUG is FUNNY (12:21:38 AM): and yes, he created himself indirectly...
Andromaton (12:22:01 AM): ]
DOUG is FUNNY (12:22:10 AM): ...?
Andromaton (12:22:12 AM): Go paradox!
DOUG is FUNNY (12:22:41 AM): so anyways say he is invulnerable, that doesn't give him the capability to beat down goku
DOUG is FUNNY (12:22:51 AM): goku can beat down entire planets
DOUG is FUNNY (12:23:15 AM): heck he could survive being blown up by a planet
DOUG is FUNNY (12:23:29 AM): and I don't think supes had that kinda power
Andromaton (12:23:37 AM): basicly I figure they be locked in an eernal struggle
Andromaton (12:23:43 AM): eternal
DOUG is FUNNY (12:23:56 AM): except Goku would keep getting stronger
DOUG is FUNNY (12:24:00 AM): well not eventually
DOUG is FUNNY (12:24:12 AM): because if you look at it like an rpg
DOUG is FUNNY (12:24:25 AM): he gets 100xp for hitting supes
DOUG is FUNNY (12:24:52 AM): after he gets to level X it requires 1 trillion xp to reach the next level
DOUG is FUNNY (12:25:04 AM): so he could only get so strong from battling superman
Andromaton (12:25:35 AM): of course if we really want to think about it trully, neither would fight
DOUG is FUNNY (12:25:36 AM): and superman would just sit there reading a book because he doesn't have the power to do anything to goku
DOUG is FUNNY (12:25:45 AM): *rolls eyes*
Andromaton (12:25:49 AM): hehe
DOUG is FUNNY (12:25:57 AM): play mind control trick on them make them fight
Andromaton (12:26:16 AM): silly jedi, mind tricks are for kids
DOUG is FUNNY (12:26:25 AM): throw superman into a sun, does he survive?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:26:33 AM): can he really be invulnerable?
Andromaton (12:27:17 AM): if it's a yellow sun he would be all super ultra mega krytojin 4
DOUG is FUNNY (12:33:08 AM): what broke superman?
Andromaton (12:33:34 AM): the infinity crisis
DOUG is FUNNY (12:33:41 AM): which was?
Andromaton (12:34:20 AM): dc rebooting the universe
Andromaton (12:35:17 AM): basicly they took all the infinity worlds they had creted and made a story, in the end if I remember right they solved the crisis by somehow combining all the worlds down into one and it caused the universe to reboot
DOUG is FUNNY (12:36:30 AM): heh
DOUG is FUNNY (12:46:30 AM): does the sun make Superman stronger?
DOUG is FUNNY (12:47:07 AM): I thought it was like an on off switch, if the last sunlight he saw was yellow he's powerful, otherwise he's not
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Andromaton · **Andromaton**

doug aparently missed the last couple

Andromaton: it was explained somewhere like this
*** Auto-response from dougisfunny: *snorzelz*
Andromaton: bah
Andromaton: the more yellow he sokes the more powerful he becomes, not at a fast pace but like 60 years down the line he's all sorts of crazy more powerful than he was before
Andromaton: the on/off switch thing was fdone only n tv and movies
Andromaton: on tv and in movies*

Andromaton · **Andromaton**

Zechs875: WHY DOES CALIFORNIA HAVE SO MANY CRAZIES!!11
Andromaton: cuz we ROCK!
Andromaton: so what's up?
Zechs875: My cousin Bill
Zechs875: he's such a hippie
Andromaton: what about lil willy?
Zechs875: He owns a record and book shop in Valley Ford
Zechs875: and sends me stuff
Andromaton: ah ok
Zechs875: Wierd stuff
Andromaton: and this package came with a big ol cow turd in it?
Andromaton: hope it had mushrooms on it
Zechs875: no
Zechs875: he sends me children's non-fiction books
Zechs875: and african music
Andromaton: eh
Andromaton: right
Zechs875: I'm listening to Dembo Jobarteh
Andromaton: right on
Andromaton: heard he's the avril lavine of the african world beat tribal scene
Zechs875: he plays an intrument called the "Kora"
Zechs875: it's a 12 to 21 stringed instrument
Andromaton: or so he says, in all the videos I've seen of him all he does is just hold it
Zechs875: ....
Andromaton: hehe
Zechs875: you have no clue who Dembo Jobarateh is!
Zechs875: NO ONE DOES
Zechs875: DEMBO JOBARTEH DOESN"T KNOW WHO HE IS
Andromaton: But I've heard his cd Listen All
Zechs875: you just looked up his name and found that
Andromaton: Bunja Muta is probably one of his better
Andromaton: songs
Zechs875: haha...
Zechs875: that's the one I'm listening to now
Andromaton: more melodical than some of the other
Andromaton: s
Zechs875: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU"RE TALKING ABOUT
Andromaton: and her voice isn't nearly as annoying as his
Andromaton: at least I hope it's a her
Andromaton: Allah Le Ke is just annoying
Andromaton: La*
Zechs875: it is
Andromaton: BOMM SUCKA! who doesn't know what they're talking about now?
Zechs875: you cause I know you're finding that info somehow
Zechs875: I swear there's no chance in hell you've heard this cd
Andromaton: Allt he singers are tone deaf
Zechs875: that's obvious
Andromaton: Mbala Samoo is sadly another on of the better ones
Andromaton: sounds like he shoved everything and everyone up his ass and recorded it in there
Zechs875: I think so
Andromaton: so which one is your favorite so far?
Zechs875: the second one
Zechs875: I mean the second real one
Zechs875: Lambango
Andromaton: Have you listened to Cheddo yet?
Zechs875: no
Zechs875: wait back up
Andromaton: it actually has tone!
Zechs875: I didn't know you listened to african
Andromaton: meh
Andromaton: there's alot people don't know
Andromaton: I used to have about 20 tribal drums too
Zechs875: damn californians..all the same
Andromaton: hell no
Andromaton: I wouldn't push that crap on anyone
Zechs875: hehe
Zechs875: well my cousin says there's like groups of people that go out on the beaches in these drum circles and like get high off the music
Andromaton: yup
Andromaton: and the drugs
Andromaton: mostly the drugs
Zechs875: lol
Zechs875: letse what's he's sent me so far
Andromaton: most beaches have weekly drum circles where people go to beat on things and get stones
Zechs875: the one I liked the most was from South Africa
Andromaton: this one?
http://www.pitt.za.org/songs/PITT_CageInHell.mp3
Zechs875: a group call Van Zyl, Van Der Spuy & Vennote
Zechs875: the album is called Hadeda
Andromaton: I'm pretty sure that's their only one
Zechs875: it sounds like that soft sorta bemused Neatherland singing with drums
Zechs875: like King of Convenience
Zechs875: *Kings
Andromaton: it is good isn't it?
Zechs875: the mp3 you sent?
Zechs875: yes really good
Andromaton: much better and easier on the ears than that bastard dembo
Zechs875: you dont like Dembo?
Andromaton: I just wante to call him a bastard
Zechs875: oh
Zechs875: my counsin just likes the instrument and says he's part of a family of musicians that he's always enjoys
Zechs875: *enjoyed
Zechs875: my counsin is really odd
Andromaton: I'm not to keen on the lack of tone
Zechs875: eh I just like having music
Zechs875: no matter what it sounds like
Zechs875: it's like building a library
Zechs875: you might not like or read every book in it
Zechs875: but it's there
Andromaton: I understand that
Zechs875: if I want to do a flash animation
Zechs875: or some project
Zechs875: or meet a girl who's really into that stuff
Zechs875: there's always uses
Andromaton: you never know what might happen and who knows you might say "dembo would ROCK in this"
Zechs875: yep
Andromaton: VZB/NBDS/V at least has a more professional sounding recording
Zechs875: yeah
Zechs875: well they're white
Andromaton: no, it's because they did it in south africa
Zechs875: that too
Andromaton: not some dude asshole
Andromaton: dude's
Zechs875: lol
Zechs875: my cousin apologized about the quality in the note
Andromaton: hahaa
Zechs875: he also sent me a book on the elements Mercur and Nickle
Zechs875: *mercury
Andromaton: those I heard read like novels
Zechs875: I'm sure they do
Zechs875: all 25 pages of it
Andromaton: good long novels about swashbuckling metal elements
Zechs875: ...
Zechs875: no
Andromaton: ARR MATEY! Thar be themometers to fill and coins to be made
Zechs875: LOL
Andromaton: and that's when they raped the women
Zechs875: they dont make mercury thermometers anymore
Andromaton: they're not nice
Andromaton: I know they don't
Zechs875: cause kids like to bite and get to the gooey center
Andromaton: but don't mercury that or it'll loot, plunder, and rape acrossed our countryside
Andromaton: I hear it takes like a tootsie pop
Zechs875: same
Andromaton: awesome
Zechs875: Mercury is actually my favorite element
Zechs875: it's just cool
Zechs875: a liquid metal at room tempurature
Andromaton: I can't wait to feed mercury to this one kid
Zechs875: lol
Zechs875: If I ever get rich
Zechs875: i'm gonna buy a shitload of it
Andromaton: no, yeah, mercury is cool, fun to play with too.. as long as you got the right kind of gloves
Zechs875: and put it in a pool
Zechs875: then make little neo-gothic ships and have them sail the metallic seas
Andromaton: hehe
Zechs875: Or just toss toys inside and tell children to find them
Andromaton: so dear unca willy sent you music from some dudes ass, actual music, and two books about the swashbuckling adventures of mercury and nickle?
Zechs875: Jump in and Find a Go-Kart Billy!
Zechs875: he sent me the actual music about three month ago
Zechs875: the others came in a package today
Andromaton: awesome

dougisfunny · **dougisfunny**

finaldragoon77 (12:21:33 AM): eh
finaldragoon77 (12:21:46 AM): some nice resting will make me feel better
DOUG is FUNNY (12:22:20 AM): it prolly would
DOUG is FUNNY (12:22:34 AM): now tell me, does this cloth smell like chloroform?
finaldragoon77 (12:23:38 AM): nose stuffed
finaldragoon77 (12:23:48 AM): your trickery does nothing to me
DOUG is FUNNY (12:24:09 AM): heh
finaldragoon77 (12:25:51 AM): me go sleep now
DOUG is FUNNY (12:25:55 AM): nighty night
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

AdmiralGreer · **AdmiralGreer**

Paperboy went to Hawaii. Paperboy saw Japanese schoolgirls there. Paperboy was happy.

gfpaperboy22: hey
Akira772: hey
Akira772: have fun?
gfpaperboy22: do you have the full version of 'ignited'
Akira772: Yes
gfpaperboy22: much
gfpaperboy22: sushi is overrated
Akira772: No it's not.
Akira772: Do you want Ignited?
gfpaperboy22: don't get me wrong, It was ok but not what I thought it would be
gfpaperboy22: yes
Akira772 wants to send file Ignited.mp3.
Akira772: How was Hawaii in general?
gfpaperboy22: oh and thanks for warning me about the baby octopus salad
Akira772: lol
gfpaperboy22: oh yeah
gfpaperboy22: never eating that again
Akira772 wants to directly connect.
gfpaperboy22 is now directly connected.
gfpaperboy22: but I tried poke, a salmon roll, and a california roll
gfpaperboy22: they all tasted okay but a bit to chewy for my taste
Akira772: Was this at Todai?
gfpaperboy22: poke at the PCC and the rest at todai
gfpaperboy22: but I did like the ramen
gfpaperboy22: ramen rocks
Akira772: YOu found the ramen place?
gfpaperboy22: no, but they served it at todai
Akira772: Ah
gfpaperboy22: but to answer your question, I loved all of hawaii... that is outside of waikiki
Akira772: heh
Akira772: Where'd you go?
gfpaperboy22: to many tourist in waikiki
Akira772: North shore? Windward side? Pearl Harbor?
Akira772: Pearl City?
Akira772: The pineapple fields?
gfpaperboy22: some ranch, the PCC, North shore, Windward, pearl harbor
gfpaperboy22: the 'Punch bowl"
gfpaperboy22: also, I loved being able to practice my japanese
Akira772: Heh
Akira772: Lots of Japanese tourists out there, eh?
gfpaperboy22: I even got complimeneted for my pronounciation
gfpaperboy22: yeah
gfpaperboy22: of all the people there, like 2/3 are japanese
gfpaperboy22: I saw a some japanese class on their class trip
gfpaperboy22: also stopped by hilo hatties
gfpaperboy22: or whatever
gfpaperboy22: but I think I enjoyed the PCC best
Akira772: 1/3 of the local population is Japanese. Maybe another third are other Asian or Hawaiian or mixed. And then there's all the tourists.
Hilo Hattie... I've never been there, but I know what you're talking about.
Akira772: PCC... Pearl City Center?
gfpaperboy22: no
gfpaperboy22: Polynesian Cultural Center
gfpaperboy22: it fucking rocked
gfpaperboy22: fire dancers own
Akira772: Oh right. That place. I went there once.
You see the dinner show?
gfpaperboy22: yes
gfpaperboy22: awsome
gfpaperboy22: but in retrospec, i'd rather have just watched the clouds come across the mountains
gfpaperboy22: I've never seen anything like that
Akira772: It's an interesting place, and it helps promote Polynesian culture as its name suggests. But once you've been there, there isn't much point in going again. Plus I consider the group who runs it an "invading force" trying to take over my home.

Ah yes... The clouds in the mountains... The Hawaiians considered rain a blessing. Probably because of that.
gfpaperboy22: oh you mean the mormons
Akira772: -_-
Akira772: Even the locals think BYU Hawaii is a joke.
gfpaperboy22: eh, compared to the missionaries who orginally came and forcefully converted the locals its not to bad
gfpaperboy22: and they really don't mention more than the fact that it was established by the church
Akira772: Definitely. THOSE guys were worse than the mormons, and helped bring in the farming groups who in turn took over the local governent and handed Hawaii over to the US
gfpaperboy22: at least the mormons are trying to perserve it
gfpaperboy22: plus it pays for college there
gfpaperboy22: so i can respect it
gfpaperboy22: only problem with it is that if you go to BYU hawaii, you pretty much have to work at the PCC
Akira772: heh
gfpaperboy22: so at the show that night, this tall white guy from the US with a hairy chest had to dance in the show to
Akira772: Hi, I'm a white missionary. I kill Hawaiians who don't become christians. *bang*
Akira772: \lol
gfpaperboy22: the power of christ compels you! BAM
Akira772: That must've been amusing
gfpaperboy22: kinda disturbing really
gfpaperboy22: but the mormon temple there is nicely done
gfpaperboy22: compared to the others i've seen
Akira772: It was one of their first outside of Utah I've been told
gfpaperboy22: actually
gfpaperboy22: it was the first
Akira772: There we go
gfpaperboy22: outside the US
gfpaperboy22: oh yeah
gfpaperboy22: freaking out the japanese is fun
gfpaperboy22: especially the girls
gfpaperboy22: <~~~ ran around yelling 'PANTSU'
Akira772: -_-
gfpaperboy22: but the best part
gfpaperboy22: is peeping from the hotel window
gfpaperboy22: with binoculars
Akira772: On...?
Akira772: The prostitutes?
gfpaperboy22 received Ignited.mp3.
gfpaperboy22: the japanese school girls in the hotel next to us
gfpaperboy22: oh yes
gfpaperboy22: plenty of pantsu
Akira772: Wait... You were looking in their windows?
gfpaperboy22: yep
Akira772: And they didn't close the curtains before...
gfpaperboy22: nope
gfpaperboy22: they didn't think anyone would get up at 6 am
gfpaperboy22: they were wrong
Akira772: So there was a very happy white guy in another hotel?
gfpaperboy22: oh yeah
Akira772: Happy an horny
gfpaperboy22: if only i had a digital camera
Akira772: How much could you see? Everything, or just pantsu?
gfpaperboy22: panstu
gfpaperboy22: *pantsu
gfpaperboy22: and tops but that was it
gfpaperboy22: sadly
Akira772: -_-
gfpaperboy22: i know
gfpaperboy22: i cried to
Akira772: No, I'm saying that to imply that you're a rather sad case...
gfpaperboy22: bah, you'd of done it to
Akira772: How did you find it? Were you just looking out the window at 6 AM, saw something that could've been that, then taken a closer look?
gfpaperboy22: nah, the day before I noticed that those 2 floors had japanese classes
Akira772: How?
gfpaperboy22: just looked over and noticed that most of them had the same uniforms on
gfpaperboy22: so the next morning when I was getting ready, I looked out and realized that I had just missed them getting dressed
gfpaperboy22: so the next day I got up at 6
gfpaperboy22: and as the saying goes
gfpaperboy22: 'the early worm gets the pantsu'
Akira772: ...you dated your hand?
gfpaperboy22: nah
gfpaperboy22: should've
gfpaperboy22: but didn't
Akira772: Wasn't your grandmother in the same room as you?
Akira772: ...I wasn'ttelling you to call up the memories so you could do that NOW...
gfpaperboy22: lol
gfpaperboy22: yeah she was there
gfpaperboy22: hence why I didn't have fun
gfpaperboy22: that morning
Akira772: You'll just have to go to Hawaii on your own or with friends sometime...
Akira772: There's always Japanese tour groups.
gfpaperboy22: speaking of orgasm, tonight is episode 29 of gundam seed
Akira772: Numerous flights to Tokyo each day, and yes, I know it's episode 29.
gfpaperboy22: now it will start to hook people in
Akira772: The first episode where someone important dies.
gfpaperboy22: yep
Akira772: I just wonder how much they'll show
gfpaperboy22: thats why i'm gonna watch tonight
Akira772: Getting cut in half by a huge sword isn't a pretty way to go
gfpaperboy22: They really can't afford to cut to much out of it because its so important that they know that kira has actually killed
gfpaperboy22: hehehe
gfpaperboy22: pantsu
gfpaperboy22: hehehehe
Akira772: God... That was the highlight of your trip wasn't it?
gfpaperboy22: 1 amoung many my friend
Akira772: Well.. .What else?
gfpaperboy22: snorkaling
gfpaperboy22: ATVing
gfpaperboy22: and going into the valley where they shot Pearl Harbor
gfpaperboy22: the mountains rocked
Akira772: indeed
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me

gfpaperboy22 · **gfpaperboy22**

and i'd do it again too!
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I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP!

gfpaperboy22 · **gfpaperboy22**

gfpaperboy22: hey slut monkey
rednekbob9: hey whore
gfpaperboy22: mac bitch
rednekbob9: pc buttslut
gfpaperboy22: roflol
gfpaperboy22: oh its on
gfpaperboy22: you
gfpaperboy22: you
gfpaperboy22: anal avenger
rednekbob9: vaginal vindicator
gfpaperboy22: Penis Puncher!
rednekbob9: Rectal Researcher!
gfpaperboy22: COCK MONGLER!!
rednekbob9: VAS DEFERENS
gfpaperboy22: ok
gfpaperboy22: thats all i needed for a new post in the IM conversations thread
rednekbob9: haha
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I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP!

AdmiralGreer · **AdmiralGreer**

No, it's not live, but it was fun to scare him...

Akira772: http://www.sabrina.jp/sabrinow2.htm
Blackfox994: should i be watching this......
Blackfox994: thats gonna be a guy i bet
Akira772: It is
Akira772: It's a webcam
Blackfox994: wait....live?
Akira772: There's creepy Japanese guys who do that. Yes, live
Blackfox994: oh god tell me its not live
Blackfox994: ...
Blackfox994: .....
Blackfox994: ....oh dear sweet god

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Another guy sees the horror...

Akira772: http://www.sabrina.jp/sabrinow2.htm
Ricespoon: umm

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Auto response from Akira772: bwahahahaha!
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Ricespoon: wtf, mate?
Ricespoon: umm...
Akira772: lol
Akira772: What'd you think?
Akira772: Or are you still watching?
Ricespoon: still watching
Akira772: lol
Akira772: That's a man.
Ricespoon: yeah I guessed
Ricespoon: no woman would ever do thaty
Akira772: Well...
Akira772: Have you seen pics of cosplayers?
Akira772: The big thing that can tell you it's a man is the pile of computer stuff- no woman I know of has a computer area like that.
Ricespoon: mainly I saw that it was doing the things that a man would want a woman to do
Akira772: lol
Ricespoon: and plus since you sent it to me I guessed it would be not as it seemed
Akira772: Of course.
Ricespoon: mmhmm
Akira772: Then there's http://uploads.ungrounded.net/190000/190465_egg_song_English_2.swf
Ricespoon: ...
Akira772: Get your eggs here!
Ricespoon: right
Akira772: And to add to your list of reasons to kick my arse...
www.xxxchurch.com
Ricespoon: ... I'm not going to click that
Akira772: It's not what you tihnk

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The guy added a quote from me to his info that was taken out of context, which started things. And yes, my AIM icon is a llama. His is the Panda Express panda.

Akira772: You know, putting that in your info wasn't really needed.
Akira772: And no, I haven't been sitting here waiting to tell you that.
Ricespoon: mwahahaha
Akira772: The llama says to take it off.
Akira772: <-- That llama
Ricespoon: that llama is a cartoon character
Akira772: That llama is civilization!
Ricespoon: I beg to differ
Akira772: Oh really?
Ricespoon: civilization is the collective whole of humanity that operates as a whole and specifically not as the individual llama
Akira772: The llama contains the collective whole of humanity.
Ricespoon: it's not even human you dip
Akira772: No... It's something much greater.
Ricespoon: a llama, though?
Akira772: Better than a panda.
Akira772: Even a panda with good food.
Ricespoon: YOU DARE NOT DEFILE THE NAME OF PANDA
Akira772: I just entered a contest sponsored by a condom company...
Ricespoon: wow
Akira772: The grand prize is a console (your choice), 5 games, and some kind of gift set of condoms.
Akira772: x_x
Ricespoon: well, the condoms should come in handy
Ricespoon: (OMG LOL)
Akira772: Up yours.
Ricespoon: you wish
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me


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