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Happy Thanksgiving!
Get your turkey Pop!
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 Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:00 am |
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But what's the alternate win condition?
Oh, I get it.
The Turkey Stands Alone 1W
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if
The Turkey Stands Alone is the only
permanent you control with any birds
in its artwork, target player gets you
target turkey. (You must pay all
costs for that turkey.)
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Last edited by John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo on Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:07 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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| Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:14 pm |
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Paying for the turkey yourself kinda defeats the purpose...
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| Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:58 pm |
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I killed that turkey with 40 whacks from a wet noodle.
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| Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:39 pm |
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| AdmiralGreer wrote: |
| Paying for the turkey yourself kinda defeats the purpose... |
Always thank the people who give you the bird.
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| Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:50 pm |
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Let's celebrate the greatest mistake of the Puritans.
"I have a great idea! Let's go to that unknown continent on the other side of the Earth! It probably won't be so bad!"
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| Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:35 pm |
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| TylerL wrote: |
Let's celebrate the greatest mistake of the Puritans.
"I have a great idea! Let's go to that unknown continent on the other side of the Earth! It probably won't be so bad!" |
And don't forget:
"We'll be starving because we won't know how to grow our food in the foreign climate or soil, but at least we'll be free from religious persecution."
"Oh, the natives will share their food with us. What can we share with them? How about our foreign illnesses? I bet they will like smallpox."
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| Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:42 am |
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The Mayflower was supposed to land somewhere farther south, where there is warmer weather.
They had to stop early because they ran out of beer.
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| Fri Nov 26, 2004 1:20 pm |
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At least we do not celebrate columbus day any more... [My shift buttons do not want to work right now.]
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| Sat Nov 27, 2004 2:12 am |
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I personally don't have a problem with Columbus. It's not like he's the one who raped the native american "injuns". Dude stumbled upon this land said "holy shit! whoah! they got cool stuff I wonder what I can give them for cool stuff" and then going home and saying he found a place with rad deals. They then went back over there and fashioned ass ram rods of the normal and meta physical types and went to town all the while yelling "F*ckin' A! Columbus was right this place is GREAT!"
So suck my balls you PC fucks who hate Columbus just because you want to be different and hate our "white man's history". That includes you missy. |
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| Sat Nov 27, 2004 2:58 am |
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I celebrate Columbus Day simply because I get paid more for working it.
Otherwise, I'd rather celebrate Columbo Day.
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"When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
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| Sat Nov 27, 2004 3:05 am |
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| LLG wrote: |
| At least we do not celebrate columbus day any more... [My shift buttons do not want to work right now.] |
Both of them?
Anyway, if I recall, Columbus was actually a swindler with delusions of graduer. Not to say he wasn't a courteous man--who else could get three ships for such a nonesense voyage of 'well the earth is only half the circuferance as all the brilliant scientists say it is'?
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| Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:30 pm |
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You know, it was what they did at the time. The whole, 'find a new land, make the people slaves, take all the riches', thing. Everyone did that. So if you did it, you wouldn't think of yourslef as an invader, but instead as a great adventurer and a person that would bring great riches to your kingdom.
However, Columbus had his men kill/cut the hands off of numerous people. The death-toll is anywhere from 250,000 to 3,000,000. That's a lot man.
And what bothers me the most is that he did it in the name of god.
Heathen bastard . . .
I'm sorry, I'm not going to celebrate a man that killed in the name of his religion. It's just not gonna happen. Say what you will about me, but Columbus was a fucker that should have died at birth.
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| Sat Nov 27, 2004 3:50 pm |
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Amerigo Vespucci discovered America.
Fuck Columbus.
Except on Columbus day if you get it off.
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| Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:31 pm |
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| That turkey was good. I meant, real good. I meant, I could stab someone with a knife good. |
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| Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:01 pm |
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