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FDD: Yes Kalma but I assumed you were so godlike and egotistical that you were able to get those cybernetic implants, and make it back into the bar in time for the bear to maul you, so no one is in the wrong....well except you....the bloody half-corpse now feeling the sharp teeth of a bear.
I hate to have to do this but do I need to remind you that if this were the case, the bear would have been mauled. If I got the implants and was godlike the bear would have hardly been able to touch me. Now what this means is that by doing this you have fucked up everything. Much of what has happened since 2 posts ago relates to the bear who is no longer alive. Therefore those last two posts could not have happend. And I'm sure that it may have effected some of the posts since the mauling as well. So, nomatter how you slice it, I'm not dead.
As you can see, my greatest power is logical reasoning.
Now I will resume my caracter.
Kalma: Say, Nobu, do you have anything eatable around here? Not the pie. _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:49 am
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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Le fixing... _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:13 pm
SlimJim
Joined: Nov 09, 2002
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FinalDivineDragoon wrote:
Slim:*staggers away from arcade* I think i'm gonna need another toolset....or DDR machine....*falls down*.
FDD: Well, i'm not fixing it....at least not until Slim loses all feelings in his entire body from exploding cabinets or over-exertion from playing DDR...whichever comes first.
To correct you, I'm still practicing Light mode [/shame] _________________ *Floats by on a cloud*
Wed Feb 25, 2004 6:39 pm
KeroMia
Joined: Jan 18, 2004
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Andromaton wrote:
What was fun, how about a mamba next?
Andro-Monkey, with the bear or with me? But in any case... Yay! It's Mumbo time!
*grabs Andro and starts doing the mumbo* _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:38 am
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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Kalma wrote:
I hate to have to do this but do I need to remind you that if this were the case, the bear would have been mauled. If I got the implants and was godlike the bear would have hardly been able to touch me.
*standing over Kalma's battered body in full surgical gear*
Yes, Mr. Kalma, that's all very interesting... now if you don't mind, we need to start on your operation to reattach your face, and i'm afraid that all this talking you've been doing might further damage your vocal cords. It's a miracle you're still breathing at all...
*bear sits on haunches after having teeth chipped, starts praying in bear-speak, and Andromaton suddenly starts to convulse*
Oh, I forgot to mention that my bear is actually a "Bearwalker", a powerful medicine man/spirit of Ojibwe legend, only "wearing" the guise of a bear to throw you off... his medicine is strong, and you should know better than to mess with such powers beyond your understanding. Even the most advanced human technology can't compare with the abilities of the most ancient of totemic spirits... Isn't that right, Mr. Kalma?
*Kalma squeals as JP tries to reattach one of his retinas*
Yep, if you had only known that you were fighting a Bearwalker, a being capable of unimaginable mystic abilites, and not a common black bear, I'm sure I wouldn't have to be digging through this gooey mess you used to call your face in order to find where your mouth is...
*Kalma gurgles, Andromaton goes into grand mal seizure, and Kero-chan keeps dancing, oblivious to the whole thing*
KeroMia: Woo! Go, Andro! You sure know how to mambo like a wild-man!
Andromaton: *jerking and convulsing* Gah-gah-gah-gah...
Bearwalker: Nda-giizhiitaa... *nods to JP, then disappears into shadow* _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:39 am
Andromaton
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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*continues to convulse to the wild rhythmic beat* The beat has taken me! Oh and *takes BACK that nice pulverized deer from the shaman/bear* Hmph... *continues covulsing*
Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:25 am
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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I wouldn't screw with shaman's if I were you...
Or gypsies...
They always get even...
Anyway, barkeep, can I get a burger? _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:23 am
Kalma
Joined: Nov 03, 2003
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Kalma: Wait, Im part machine, can't the nanites help fix my stupid body?
*Makes machine noise like a modem or something and naites come out to help fix him.*
JP: Um, how did that happen? You're not part of the bar.
Kalma: So? I just asked them for some help. They said I could ask them for any kind of help because I speak their language, like so, *Machine Talk: Can you guys go repair that DDR Machine?*
*Nanites repair DDR machine* _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:48 am
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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it isn't machine talk.... it would be bit speak
Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:14 pm
FinalDivineDragoon
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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FDD: JP aren't those the anti-nanites that you've been working on that do nothing but destroy?
JP: I have no idea what you are talking abou....oh...wait a minute...of course they are hehehe ^_^;;;.
Kalma: Huh anti-nanites?
FDD: Yeah instead of repairing things, they do nothing but break them down into their basic components, then makes those explode.
JP: And they are super efficient killing machines. Everything they come into contact with, or whatever contacts them, is quickly "taken care of".
Kalma: Umm, I think I should go now.....
*Kalma runs off out of the bar only to be hit by a diesel, then run over by a steamroller*
FDD: Heh, good work with that anti-nanite lie JP.
JP: What lie?
FDD: .....umm i'm gonna go play DDR with Slim now.
JP: Hehehe soon everything will fall to the power that is anti-nanites...*maniacal laughter with lightning in the background*.
FDD: Umm, I don't think I should be able to hear your soliloquies.
JP: For your information, that was an inner monologue.
FDD: No, it wasn't cause I saw you talking.
JP: Well...erm...uhh....anti-nanites kill him!
*.......*
FDD: You haven't built them yet have you?
JP: Nope.
FDD: It's ok. Hey shouldn't you be trying to kill Andro, or talking to Kero-chan....or something....I dunno....*walks off to play DDR* _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:20 pm
Kalma
Joined: Nov 03, 2003
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*Severely damaged diesal slams into bar followed by steamroller. They crush FDD. The Nanites fix bar. FDD is pulp.*
Kalma: FDD, you could never create Anti-Nanites as they would destroy each other. Besides, I had some of the Nanites integrate into my cybernetic components so they would be most effiecient at patrolling my body.
*Kalma grabs a chair, it disolves and reforms into a saber by the power of Nanites.*
Kalma: So, Im bored, now what do I do? Oh, I know.
*Touches the diesel and steamroller. They begin to dissolve and reform as one (1) big fully armed nuclear missle.*
Kalma: Oh, almost forgot. EMP Shielding On. _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:50 pm
Nobuyuki
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Mr. T: That's it, foo', you're outta here! No weapons in the bar!
*throws Kalma out through window, nanites repair window*
Mr T: And take your tinkertoys wit' you! *throws nuclear missile throught window, it bounces off Kalma's head with a "BONK!"... Nanites repair window again* _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:01 am
FinalDivineDragoon
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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FDD:*is playing DDR* Man what kind of bizzaro-world is Kalma living in?
Slim:*playing DDR as well*I dont know, I dont care. All I know is if I dont win this next level I owe you $20.
FDD: Well that's what you get when you try to pull off "End of the Century" with no practice beforehand.
Slim: Oh yeah, and your Double "Have you Never Been Mellow" was any less impressive?
FDD: Ok fair enough, but don't blame me when you manage to make your whole leg spasm in pain. _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:33 am
KeroMia
Joined: Jan 18, 2004
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*watches Andro-Monkey's convulsing mambo version* Hey! you doing some kind of new wave mambo? Awesome... I like! Its like the macarena meets acid hippie dance... *starts dancing along to Andro's new mambo dance* _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:18 am
Saiyoukai1015
Joined: Mar 07, 2003
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um...yea i was gone for along time again...and i got no clue as to whats goin on....gimme a drink _________________ "Experience is something you only get after you need it"
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.....umm i'm gonna go play DDR with Slim now.
