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I think this is hilarious because it was sent to my email by one of my older sisters, who is like 31 years old now. I'm only 22, and most of this stuff still cracks me up. Of course, I didn't have the Internet until I ran off to college anyway, so I can totally agree with most of this...
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You know, this reminds me of something I heard on the radio once. It went basically thusly:
"People of this generation are so rude. They no longer stand up when the teacher enters the room. They have little respect for government. They think they know better than their parents, and speak to them like I would never have dreamed of. If society keeps up like this, I don't know how we will survive."
Can anyone guess who said it?
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| Mon Jan 13, 2003 11:42 pm |
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| Tue Jan 14, 2003 10:40 pm |
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| Force-Attuned_Krogoth wrote: |
You know, this reminds me of something I heard on the radio once. It went basically thusly:
"People of this generation are so rude. They no longer stand up when the teacher enters the room. They have little respect for government. They think they know better than their parents, and speak to them like I would never have dreamed of. If society keeps up like this, I don't know how we will survive."
Can anyone guess who said it? |
Mancow?...
or is it maybe Howard Stern?...
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| Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:21 pm |
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Nope, you're multiple thousands of years off. Not even Jesus was the first guy to say it.
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| Thu Jan 16, 2003 4:07 pm |
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King Solomon?... Imhotep?... Zoroaster?... Ronald Reagan?...
Who is it?!?
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"The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
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| Thu Jan 16, 2003 4:32 pm |
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I forget exactly who it was, but it was either Plato or Socrates.
It basically shows us that life doesn't really change, just the details.
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| Thu Jan 16, 2003 6:05 pm |
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MY money is on this guy 
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| Thu Jan 16, 2003 8:30 pm |
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"The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
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| Thu Jan 16, 2003 10:25 pm |
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for some unknown reason this seems oddly appropirate after that.
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| Thu Jan 16, 2003 11:28 pm |
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| Fri Jan 17, 2003 8:12 pm |
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what... the... fucking... hell... was... that... O_o
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| Fri Jan 17, 2003 10:51 pm |
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| Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:12 pm |
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Poor Santa
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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