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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: |
| I'm too lazy to go back an read any old posts, so I'll just assume some @$$hole tried to mess with the Nanite system at least once while I was gone, got shredded royally, and tried to attack it with some sort of EMP/rival nanobot technology/unbridled b33r-lust, which would also prove to be completely useless (already EMP-shielded/ability to assimilate new technologies/water and b33r-proofed).... |
*whistles innocently, goes plays Crazy Taxi*
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 Mon Jan 06, 2003 5:22 pm |
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*jumps*
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| Tue Jan 07, 2003 11:55 am |
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*catches Dillpops before she hits the ground, sets her down, orders a battalion of "Sopranos"-stylized goons to rough-up DM, just because he looks suspicious, and all without spilling his drink*
Hmmm... man, this place has sure dulled down lately...
*installs a disco-ball in the ceiling*
There, that should do it...
*finishes his bourbon and orders a scotch*
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| Tue Jan 07, 2003 1:18 pm |
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*pulls out AK-47, kills all the goons, walks over to JP*It'll be awhile before you get your scotch, Dread hasn't been here for a long time. He needs to have a temporary replacement for when he's not here. Why are you still 3-feet tall?
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| Tue Jan 07, 2003 1:35 pm |
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Just speed rapping
So what do you say to somebody to hate
or anyone trying to bring trouble your way
wonder if's all things in the blood that you hate
just study a tape of NWA. |
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| Tue Jan 07, 2003 2:53 pm |
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JP: THREE. FEET. TALL! I'm taller than you! Or will be in a moment.
DM: Ha. You're still shorter than I am. *Laughs*
JP: Laugh all you want... But Stevey and Slashy need to be feed. *Draws Stevey and Slashy*
DM: Don't make me laugh.
JP:  I would never... *Brutaly mutilates DM till he is only two feet tall*
Dera: Hey! You mind! I'm trying to read here! *Sees what was happening* Oh. Sorry. Have some more fun. When your done, I'll buy you a drink. *Watches the blood flow*
Mr. T: JP, you go outside an I'll throw him to you. *Picks DM up by one of the stubs*
JP: Allright. *Runs outside*
Mr. T: *Throws DM through the thickest part of the wall*
*Gleeful laughter is heard outside of the bar*
JP: *Returns into bar* Now, Dera. Where is my drink.
Dera: *Turns to Dread* Dread, a drink for JP of his choice.
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If I can only bypass the firewall, my research will continue better then before. |
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| Tue Jan 07, 2003 4:42 pm |
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*Starts singing some old rock music. JJc joins in on the guitar. Beat starts playing the drums. Dera joins in on Bass. Dill comes over and replaces CP on the mic, CP starts wailin on the keyboard.*
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| Tue Jan 07, 2003 6:32 pm |
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MMMMMmmm MMPHHH
Dill:.. did you hear somthing just now?
CP: *jamming on the keyboard* What? I can't hear you over the music.
Dill: I said DID YOU HEAR SOMTHING JUST NOW!
CP: Yeah, the music.
Dill: -_-
MMMMMMMMPHHH
Dera: I think thats coming from the closet...
Mr.T: Stand back f00, I'll handle this. *rips the closet door off its hinges*
Everyone: DREAD!
Dill: What are you doing in there?
Dread: I came in here 3 weeks ago to get a new lightbulb for the light over the dart board, but the door locked behind me.
CP: Why didn't you try ad break it down?
Dread: I did.. but those damn nanites kept reparing it. *Glares at JP*
JP: *whistles and looks away*
Beat: .. you've been in there for 3 weeks? What did you eat.. and drink?
Dread: Whenever I'd want water, I'd crack open this pipe.. then the nanites would fix it. Food wise, I had a Snikers and 3 twix bars in my pocket...
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'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Tue Jan 07, 2003 10:38 pm |
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...you want some Phish? They're filled with some excellent things that'll bring your strength back....
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Tue Jan 07, 2003 10:41 pm |
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*dives into the electric rooom again, hoping to find the source of the random bar blackouts*
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*Floats by on a cloud* |
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| Wed Jan 08, 2003 8:41 am |
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Dread!!! *GLOMP* You're safe!
Hurrah for pipes and chocoalteaeweeeeee....yeah
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rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
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rednekbob9: run like hell |
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| Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:08 pm |
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*Is suffacating* Dill... honey.. Dready can't breath...
Dill *sqeezes harder*
Dread: ugh... *collapses to the floor*
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:40 pm |
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*wishes someone would *GLOMP* him*
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"The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright |
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| Wed Jan 08, 2003 1:12 pm |
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*Glomps JP*
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| Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:30 pm |
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| Oooh. That smarts. |
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| Wed Jan 08, 2003 3:37 pm |
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