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heh, heh, heh...
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TWWK: <comes charging back into the bar> that's it, Mr. T, I ain't taking your jibba-jabba no more!! <punches Mr. T, Dread gets punched>
Dread: what?! I get punched if either Mr. T. or dill gets punched? no fair!
Mr. T: that's it foo, you asked for it! <punches TWWK, CP gets punched>
CP: oww!
TWWK: hehe, this is funny...but we should probably correct this somehow...I know! <calls up friend, Juanmosillo, at MIT>
Juanmosillo: hello
TWWK: hey, I need your help!
Juanmosillo: I go to MIT...I'm better than everybody you know combined...goodbye <hangs up>
TWWK: eh...looks like we're on our own... |
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:19 pm |
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CP: *Downs his 24 and 1/2 b33r in the last 4 hours* You have to admit, this is the livliest this place has been in a while. But why the hell can't I get drunk? I can't even get a buzz! I don't even need to take a piss!
Slim: *Hic* Nother orange juice . . . *Hic!* I love HIC love HIC you bar stool . . . *Falls over. Snores*
Mr. T: I pity da foo' that can't hold his non-alcoholic orange juice!
TWWK: Freaky, yet cool. When I punch Dill, CP gets hit, AND he can't get drunk! HA! Sucks to be you!
CP: Oh yeah? Look over here. *Holds his right hand out and snaps his fingers. TWWK looks over without thinking, and CP smacks TWWK accros the face with his tail. JJc gets smacked with CP's tail.*
JJc: *Heard from the basement* Damnit man! Not while I'm trying to find my music stuff! And I know that was you, CP! No one else has anything that fuzzy!
TWWK: Hehe, this is fun!
CP: Bloody hell man . . .
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:28 pm |
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{Drinks a beer as mayhem continues}
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Sometimes I miss my sanity- Wedge Antilles |
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 12:36 pm |
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*Turns the bar into a disco club while everyone is occupied*
Time to get fun-key!
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me |
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 1:10 pm |
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*strobe lights turn on, techno music starts*
AG: I said fun-key!
FDD: You know I think this is starting to get a little out of control...
*5 minutes later*
FDD: I got it!
Dread: Got what?
FDD: Let's see what happens when everyone gets hit at the same time...
Dread: I don't think thats a good idea.
FDD: Aww come on...
*somehow everyone is hit at the same time, causing everyone to be hit again, a neverending loop ensues until everyone is unconscious*
FDD: So.....that's....what.......happens*collapses*.
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:35 pm |
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| TWWK: <comes out of unconsciousness> hmm...I must be the first to wake up...<looks around at all the bodies lying on the floor> this is not good...<starts moving some bodies out of the way> now, that's much better! <starts getting down to the "fun-key" music> |
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:42 pm |
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DM:*walks into bar, sees everyone unconscious, sees TWWK dancing*0_o What happened?
TKKW: Everyone got hit at the same time which caused a chain reaction that knocked everyone out.*continues dancing*
DM: Ok.*quickly looks around to make sure everyone's KO'ed, jumps over counter, gets a rootbeer, jumps back over, drinks rootbeer and waits for people to start waking up*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:50 pm |
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TWWK: hey, wait a minute...<stops dancing> as long as everyone's out...<jumps behind the bar and starts searching through a stack of papers> here it is!
DM: what's that?
TWWK: <with a devious look on his face> it's my tab! time to rip this sucka up...
Voice: you better stop with the paper tearin, foo
TWWK: oh crap...it's Mr. T
Mr. T: what, did you think I'd be knocked out? Mr. T is unaffected by this dimensional jibba-jabba <throws TWWK out>
DM: well, I guess that's what he gets...
Mr. T: don't think I didn't see you steal that root beer, foo <throws DM out also> |
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:57 pm |
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DM: You're a ninja aren't you? Can't you just use your ninja powers to rip up your tab?
TWWK: Let's see.*disappears*
-5 seconds later-
Mr.T:*throws out TWWK*Noone's rippin up any tabs while I'm on duty foo!
DM: It was worth a try. At least I still have my rootbeer.*drinks rootbeer*
TWWK: -_-;
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:15 pm |
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FDD: I gotta make sure not to do that for a while.
TWWK: Ah you're awake. Now you can help me rip up my tab.
FDD: No way. That's between you, Dread, and Mr. T.
TWWK: Well then what are you gonna do?
FDD: Play in the arcade until everyone wakes up...and DM that root beer was filled with nanites.
DM: It was?.....Ugh I don't feel to good*runs to bathroom*.
FDD: He's gonna be in there for a while.
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:32 pm |
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Greer: If we play Macho Man that might wake everyone else up.
Everyone awake: NO!
Greer: *gloom* Alright, we can do the A-team song and Believe it Or Not... *goes to the arcade for around of some classic(and $0.25) Strikers 1945*
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 10:04 pm |
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*the lights flicker for a second then go back to normal, DM walks out of bathroom*
DM: That's better.*goes to arcade and starts playing Metal Slug*
FDD: How'd you get better so quick?
DM: Why should I tell you?*continues playing game*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Wed Jun 18, 2003 10:33 pm |
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::sits down and watches everyone act all cwazy::
Wika- ...ah its easy pay when all I have to do is serve a bunch of morons some drinks.
::picks up a margarita::
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Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu |
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| Thu Jun 19, 2003 12:59 am |
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*bites TWWK's hand*
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rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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