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| Beatdiggga wrote: |
| {Waits for the wrath of Tyler on the nipple pic} |
*Channels the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine found out that Jerry had taken a picture of her with one nipple exposed* It's JUST a nipple...a little brown circle of flesh! Look, we all have 'em! *rips off shirt to show board his nipples* See, no biggie!
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| Sun Dec 22, 2002 3:55 am |
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What odd fellows these furries be...
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| Mon Dec 23, 2002 1:10 pm |
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| {Drinks cogniac} Too odd. It makes you wonder what state the human mind is in to enjoy these photos. |
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| Mon Dec 23, 2002 1:11 pm |
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| Tue Dec 24, 2002 10:03 am |
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| Tue Dec 24, 2002 10:15 pm |
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| Tue Dec 24, 2002 11:18 pm |
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John Bono mo click link ti'' he knows what it's about.
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| Wed Dec 25, 2002 9:58 pm |
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| Fri Dec 27, 2002 12:07 am |
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| Fri Dec 27, 2002 1:09 pm |
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| Spookmonkey wrote: |
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lol XD
HELM'S DEEP
LEGOLAS: This is going to be most unpleasant. Hundreds of people will die.
ARAGORN: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
LEGOLAS: You're just jealous because I'm pretty.
ARAGORN: You're just jealous because I'm going to be king.
LEGOLAS: You can bite my ass.
ARAGORN: Hey, blow me.
(Ten minutes later)
LEGOLAS: I didn't mean that.
ARAGORN: It's okay. Me neither.
LEGOLAS: Kiss and make up?
ARAGORN: How about I squeeze your shoulder in a very special way?
from the infamous lj two towers parody.
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and the bitch of anime returns.... |
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| Sat Dec 28, 2002 5:42 pm |
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| Mon Dec 30, 2002 5:35 am |
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| Mon Dec 30, 2002 12:18 pm |
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The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says it's half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says it's so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says, "There is no cup." Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. And me, I say, "Waitress! Refill!"
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I came. I saw. I spooked.
He's better than Pop-Rocks! |
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| Mon Dec 30, 2002 2:39 pm |
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| Spookmonkey wrote: |
| The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says it's half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says it's so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says, "There is no cup." Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. And me, I say, "Waitress! Refill!" |
Okay, now imagine that I squeezed the lemon slice (the one that comes on the rim of the glass) and put a Sweet 'n' Low packet in it.
Is it water now? It looks like water (it's still clear), and that's what the original drink was, but now that there's lemon juice and sugar (well, a substitute anyway), the chemical process has been changed, but it's still safe to drink, even if it's gross. Even though it might be considered "gross-tasting water," is it REALLY water, though? |
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| Mon Dec 30, 2002 8:38 pm |
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