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*climbs out using the rope, cleans self off, and walks out of the bar*
*two minutes later, 20 Japanese schoolgirls walk in* _________________ Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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Mon May 10, 2004 2:30 pm |
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but what about ages of consent? _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Mon May 17, 2004 12:13 am |
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That depends on where you're at...speaking of which, where is the bar located? _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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Mon May 17, 2004 12:48 am |
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Dread: Well, you see.. Martin and I had a hard time finding a location for the bar.. so we decided to make it anywhere and everywhere at the same time.
Martin: yeah.. do you know how much money we spent getting this place enchanted so whenever you wanted to be here.. you were?
FDD: So.. I can fly to Atlanta.. walk out the airport, and I will see the bar?
Martin: Yes.
Doug: If I was to..
Martin: Yes.
Doug: Hmm.. so thats how I always end up here.
Dread: Pretty convenient eh?
Noboyuki: Say guys I just got off work and I saw the bar so I thought I would stop in.
Doug / FDD: ...
Martin: Welcome!
Dread: See? Great for business ^_^ _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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Mon May 17, 2004 3:10 am |
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So in theory, we could use the bar as a way to aviod expensive tickets, customs officials, and the TSA? Awesome.
*steps out of the bar into the middle of Buenos Aires*
w00! Cheap stuff everywhere! _________________ Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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Mon May 17, 2004 8:42 pm |
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so why do we bother with the japanese school girls if we can just step out into Japan? _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Mon May 17, 2004 11:09 pm |
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Why go to them, when they can come to us? ^_^ _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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Mon May 17, 2004 11:16 pm |
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good point, we couldn't really participate in this thread if we left for japan huh? _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Fri May 21, 2004 1:14 am |
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Well we could it's just that we would have to find some way to intertwine the bar into our antics whilst in Japan...doesn't sound too hard to me. _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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Fri May 21, 2004 11:18 am |
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Fairly easy, but almost all the antics would end up "off-camera", so to speak.
Even some of the schoolgirl shenanigans would be, as Mr T. would tell you, "Take it upstairs, foo!"
Not that anyone in the bar seems to know what to do with these "schoolgirls" which the good Admiral has graced us. (say no more, guvnah!) _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP |
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Sun May 23, 2004 1:06 am |
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Nobuyuki wrote: |
Not that anyone in the bar seems to know what to do with these "schoolgirls" which the good Admiral has graced us. (say no more, guvnah!) |
Dread: Yeah.. if I wasn't married to Dill...
Dillpops: What about being married to me?
Dread: Oh hi sweety.. um.. nothing ^^;; _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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Sun May 23, 2004 11:56 pm |
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Dreadnot wrote: |
Nobuyuki wrote: |
Not that anyone in the bar seems to know what to do with these "schoolgirls" which the good Admiral has graced us. (say no more, guvnah!) |
Dread: Yeah.. if I wasn't married to Dill...
Dillpops: What about being married to me?
Dread: Oh hi sweety.. um.. nothing ^^;; |
And here I was thinking you were going to say something about tentacled monsters _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Mon May 24, 2004 3:00 pm |
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Keep tentacle thingys away from them. Unless you want dead tentacle monsters... _________________ Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me |
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Wed May 26, 2004 9:34 pm |
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next question, who exactly will be killing the tentacle monsters? _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Thu May 27, 2004 1:15 am |
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Anyone still here or did we all just collectively pass out? _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:49 am |
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