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a: every damn day.
q: wouldn't it be funny is the tda was listed as a link on claycountysheriff.com?
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A. Funny for you, deep pain for me... boss  
Q. Did I just define the difference between comedy and tragedy?
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 11:55 pm |
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a: I think just might have.
q: why are questions getting hard to come up with?
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:12 am |
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A: We're all either getting smarter, or just more sane.
Q: Eeber gabba woggle norf?
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:28 am |
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A: because that's the curse of the A & Q thread - easy to come up with answers, hard to come up with questions
Q: uh....right? |
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:30 am |
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A: Yes, very right, in all the wrong ways.
Q: Why do people who cause accidents get pissed at the guy they hit?
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:52 am |
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A:they were in the way
Q: ANyone know where the 30 $ that disappeared from my register went? I don't...
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:54 am |
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A: *Counts money* Huh? I have no money, you didn't see me count it, your getting sleepy, very sleepy....
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:02 am |
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| Nobuyuki wrote: |
A. If he's not, then cremating him was a BIG mistake.
Q. Did you try pinging JP using any variation of "Deep13Labs"? |
A: I haven't ...but you got his aim name right!
Q: Unless this isn't his aim ... then what next to track the man down?
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:19 am |
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A: Set traps to lure him in...
Q:Who's JP ? |
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:40 am |
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JohnnyPsycho
Revered member of the old guard
Q: why if you are going stealth and your shields with had before been a cloak and was now a dead giveaway... why wouldn't you turn off your shields?
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 2:39 am |
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A: CAPTRAIN!!11 KLINGONS DECLOAKEN OFF TEH STARBERT BOW!!111 *points*
Q: Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip, He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots, and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can little Johnny attempt, befor he has to reload?
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YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 10:42 am |
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| Dreadnot wrote: |
Q: Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip, He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots, and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can little Johnny attempt, befor he has to reload? |
A: 2.3 Drive-Bys
Q: If little johnny plays Counter-Strike for 5 hours a day, 6 days a week, for 1 months and he improves his shooting by 15% a week, what is his hit/miss ratio with 1- 30 round clip?
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 10:56 am |
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Q:Dude, do you play CS? Oh, I need his current hit to miss ratio to solve that.
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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| Tue Nov 12, 2002 11:03 am |
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yeah u already said his hit/miss
he misses 6 out of 10 shots, which means he hit 4 out of every 10...
And yeah i play CS until my WonID went dead.... i was a god with the Aug... 
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