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Post subject: Taken out of context
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Everyone's said something that was only partially overheard by someone else.
Sometimes is causes confusion.
Sometimes hilarity.
I start.
"Where's that thing I screw things with? I know it's in my pants somewhere..."
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 Fri May 30, 2003 3:01 pm |
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"Thats a mighty fine ass you got there. I bet that could carry alot of weight."
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| Fri May 30, 2003 4:51 pm |
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A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."
Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."
Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"
"Snow."
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| Fri May 30, 2003 7:09 pm |
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| With a three year old?! |
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| Fri May 30, 2003 7:22 pm |
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never ask my age again, damnit!
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| Fri May 30, 2003 8:50 pm |
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everything that I say because no one ever listens to me... 
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| Fri May 30, 2003 9:34 pm |
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| Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I |
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| Fri May 30, 2003 9:54 pm |
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I think I'm gonna go kill myself now...(whispers to self) now where did I put that noose, I now it's around here somewhere....
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| Fri May 30, 2003 10:05 pm |
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Well, if you're not going to be creative, you may as well just kill yourself now.
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| Fri May 30, 2003 11:02 pm |
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Faye - obviously tha char guy just sprouted his secret at us...
char - uh-oh
Faye - ...so press the triggar!
*dill cuts him off with a huge kiss on the lips*
~well I didn't expect that~ |
that always sounded so wrong to me...
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| Sat May 31, 2003 12:12 am |
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| TV isn't becoming adult-oriented. It's just becoming less kid-friendly. |
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| Sat May 31, 2003 8:45 pm |
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"Mountain Dew makes you more of a man!"
~said from a child who is slightly-above half the average height for his age, slightly chubby, and in a very high pitched voice.
It also goes without saying that he's a freshman. :p
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| Sun Jun 01, 2003 10:03 am |
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| In this game, you must make sure the ball is in the net. No Billy, not that one. |
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| Sun Jun 01, 2003 3:32 pm |
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| Peace is a time of cheating between two periods of war. |
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| Sun Jun 01, 2003 10:25 pm |
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"No, you've gotta put the shaft in before you can screw it down..."
P.S. Daikun? I think you're missing the point of this topic...
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