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man dread sure rushes slowly don't you think?
Chases other from behind the bar...
I'm in charge while Dread's away, heck we started this place
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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 Thu Dec 12, 2002 5:52 pm |
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If your the current barkeep... I want a tang... and a fish dinner.
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| Thu Dec 12, 2002 6:50 pm |
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*reroutes power grid so the bar doesn't get anymore power surges or outages*Yay!*plays DDR*
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| Thu Dec 12, 2002 7:57 pm |
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Overload of power blows DM off the DDR machine
I'll have tang.
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| Thu Dec 12, 2002 10:26 pm |
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*trys to fix power grid, accidentally electrocutes self and shorts out power* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *flies across the bar and slams through the wall*...oww...*crisp*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Thu Dec 12, 2002 10:42 pm |
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*has actually been dumped by dread outside of the hospital while he went back to bar*
dill: tha guy sure is rude
*sees a wheelchair*
dill: oooooooo
*sits in it and shoves a jumper up her top and begins to wheel herself in acting in pain*
nurse: what's the matter?
dill: the contractions have started! AHHHHHH! Help!
nurse: ah! I'll find the doctor!
dill: heh heh heh
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| Fri Dec 13, 2002 6:09 am |
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*mixes up a Tang, without the tangy sauce*
here you go, And the fish fry will be up ina few minutes.
Hmmm the wonders of fast food... like at Al's
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:41 am |
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Hey, I'll take another root beer. Oh, anyone know where I can hook up this BOSE sound system?
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| Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:54 am |
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Dread: Now.. where did that wife of mine run off to.. riiight, the hospital.. *goes tot he hospital*
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Fri Dec 13, 2002 11:08 am |
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DM:*crisp**climbs out of wall*Doug, give me a b33r.
Doug:  Your teeth are glowing!
DM: Just give me a b33r.
Doug: Here you go.*gives DM b33r*
DM: *accidentally touches Doug, electrocutes him* Sorry.
Doug: *crisp*
DM: *drinks b33r*
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| Fri Dec 13, 2002 2:01 pm |
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| {Comes in} It's time to broaden my mind. Dread, beer. |
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| Fri Dec 13, 2002 2:46 pm |
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Dread isn't here, Doug is, but he's unconious.*drinks b33r*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Fri Dec 13, 2002 3:42 pm |
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| O.K. {Drinks beer} |
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| Fri Dec 13, 2002 3:53 pm |
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BUMP*drinks b33r*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Sun Dec 15, 2002 2:31 pm |
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*Smacks DM with tail. DM goes flying through front window. Nanobots fix window.*
Mr.T: This topic don't need a pointless BUMP, foo'! It never dies!
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