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*Walks in* So, anybody ever come here anymore? Cobwebs all over the place, and the arcade's been shut down...
*uses his access key from the old days to start up the arcade, goes to play some Time Crisis* _________________ *Floats by on a cloud* |
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Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:51 am |
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Wow... Been forever... |
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Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:46 pm |
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*Gets out the chainsaw and hacks up Kalma for subscribing to this damn thread...and for checking his e-mail* _________________ *Floats by on a cloud* |
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Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:15 pm |
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Yeah... But seriously... Been fucking forever... |
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Mon Jan 30, 2006 11:14 pm |
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*sweeps up some dust*
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Pretty dirty in here. _________________ rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:05 am |
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Dust is a protective covering for furniture. _________________ "Robots don't say 'ye'."
"I'll show ye!" |
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:37 pm |
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Yeah, on MARS.
*brings out a monkey*
Dust away! _________________ rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:52 pm |
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*shuffling can be heard from the back room*
Dill: ... Hello? Who's there? Is that you Mr.Dusting monkey?
Dread: aaCHOOO .. ugh all this dust is killing my allergies
Dill: -.-;
Dread: so watcha up too, besides trying to dust me to death?
Dill: I'm re-opening this hell hole you call a bar. Now go to the store and restock the fridge!
Dread: ok ok..
JJC: woot! Bars open again! Dread get me a beer I'll be tuning up my guitar over the the dart board.
Doug: Comon slave boy~ get me a beer and some pretzels!
Dread: /sigh leave me a shopping list I'll go get changed... _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:28 pm |
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*puts on sailor fuku* I'm glad I brought this thing back from Japan!
Where's the fuse box guys? The pinpall machine won't work! _________________ rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:13 am |
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*Flops down in a chair, accompanied by a cloud of dust*
Ah, good to be home. _________________ Krogoth uses Berserk.
Attacks are enhanced but defense weakens.
"Wait, that's not the cure button ... " |
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:42 pm |
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"Still having some trouble getting the old equipment to work, so I've installed a temporary replacement..."
::pulls over a tarp revealing two big-screen TV's each hooked up with a Playstation2, Guitar Hero, and two guitar controllers::
"If anyone needs me, I'll be doing repairs in the basement. Just don't lock the door behind me this time!" _________________ "Life's a journey, not a destination..." -Aerosmith ('Amazing')
Current RPG(s): (None) |
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:58 am |
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Ooh, Guitar hero is fun. Just one thing to do beforehand ...
*Takes all four controllers into back room. The sounds of banging, cracking plastic, and cursing ensue.*
There, finally got those bastard devices to stop making the horrible mind-destroying clicki-click-clicking noise!
*plugs controllers in and plays a victory tune* _________________ Krogoth uses Berserk.
Attacks are enhanced but defense weakens.
"Wait, that's not the cure button ... " |
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:57 pm |
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*locks basement door*
... _________________ rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:02 am |
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::hears the door click::
"That's not funny!"
::resumes work, but hears a large object sliding across the floor above::
"What the...?"
::notices the light underneath the door slowly disappear::
"You had to block the door too?! Talk about overkill..." _________________ "Life's a journey, not a destination..." -Aerosmith ('Amazing')
Current RPG(s): (None) |
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Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:56 am |
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*throws a rock* _________________ Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me |
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Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:05 pm |
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