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A: ooh I want cashew nuts.
Q: From what airplane did these nuts come from?
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 Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:05 pm |
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A: An Alaska Airlines 737-700
Q: Will United really file for Chapter 11?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:07 pm |
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A: No they'll beg the government to go easy on them and throw the US into a greater debt.
Q: How much does the country actually owe to the world?
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:09 pm |
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A: $42.10 and a can of spam.
Q: Why do people hate Spam?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:12 pm |
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A: Because people mistake it for imitation Spam.
Q: How do you make imitation Spam?
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:14 pm |
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A: There's this nasty imitation Spam called Treet- ugh. Spam is good, but Treet is nasty.
Q: Who wants Nutella?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:15 pm |
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A: nutella sucks
Q: What's the 27th letter of the english alphabet?
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:16 pm |
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A: The "$" sign
Q: Shouldn't there be a new never ending forum for topics like these?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:21 pm |
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A: Yes
Q: WASSSSSSSSUUUUUUP
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:22 pm |
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A: WAAASSSSSAAAABBBBIIIIIII.
Q: Why do you think my father found that Budweiser commercial offensive?
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:37 pm |
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A: He's Japanese American?
Q: Why are those of us who are in minority groups so sensitive?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me |
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:39 pm |
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A: He's not of orient, and I don't know.
Q: What's a glomp?
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:43 pm |
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A: AhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the glomp is coming, run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahem...ah!
Q:Why do you spell R/C "T" "Y" "C" "O"?
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"If I threw a stick would you go away?"-a shirt
"Toonami, better than getting kicked in the nuts!"-me
"If I was so inclined, I would have groped you five times!"^O^hohohohoho!-Vash |
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 4:21 pm |
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A.I have no clue
Q. Does anyone?
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 6:01 pm |
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A: Not me
Q: What came first the chicken or the egg? |
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