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gfpaperboy22: holy fuck
Zechs875: hehe
gfpaperboy22: go see the moive "saw"
Zechs875: oh
Zechs875: no...I'd probably shit my colon out
gfpaperboy22: mind fucking
gfpaperboy22: so what happened ot the radio
gfpaperboy22: site is dead
Zechs875: yeah, the server crashed and the person who runs it is "trying to fix it"
Zechs875: so I'm just playing the waiting game
gfpaperboy22: how
gfpaperboy22: in the hell
gfpaperboy22: did you get mod
Zechs875: um
gfpaperboy22: let me guess
gfpaperboy22: anal
gfpaperboy22: just like getting admin onBAR
gfpaperboy22: god damn it
gfpaperboy22: i shoulda know
gfpaperboy22: *known
Zechs875: stop playa' hatin _________________ I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP!
Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:51 pm
AdmiralGreer
Joined: Nov 08, 2002
Post subject:
Zechs875: I think I'm gonna mod my monitor
Akira772: ...
Akira772: Why?
Zechs875: I just wanna
Zechs875: cause there's a very high change of death
Akira772: uhh
Zechs875: Monitors hold electrical charges inside even when they're off
Zechs875: so like...if you undo the case, and touch certain parts
Akira772: ...
Akira772: So you're a moron?
Zechs875: it can release the energy and kill you
Zechs875: even if it's unplugged
Zechs875: exactly!
Akira772: ... _________________ Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me
Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:30 pm
gfpaperboy22
Joined: Oct 31, 2002
Post subject:
and that right there is our new mod! _________________ I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP!
Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:20 pm
gfpaperboy22
Joined: Oct 31, 2002
Post subject:
rednekbob9: yes
rednekbob9: and you spell n00b wrong
gfpaperboy22: i already flame nubs with insult pics
rednekbob9: "nub" doesn't sound the same
rednekbob9: it's like nUHb
gfpaperboy22: its supposed to be nub
rednekbob9: instead of nOOb
gfpaperboy22: I know
rednekbob9: phuul
gfpaperboy22: phag
gfpaperboy22: =p
rednekbob9: phuq ewe
rednekbob9: freak
gfpaperboy22: macintosh man-whore gutter slut
rednekbob9: pc fecalphiliac gates-gynecologist
gfpaperboy22: ass
rednekbob9: dick
gfpaperboy22: pussy
rednekbob9: D:
rednekbob9: :'(
gfpaperboy22: GERMANY WINS
gfpaperboy22: MWAHAHAHA _________________ I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP!
Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:18 am
Zechs
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
Post subject:
Zechs875: yes?
Andromaton: you been over to TI lately?
Zechs875: yes
Zechs875: ...
Zechs875: OMG
Andromaton: I wanna see some abuse of power
Zechs875: omG
Zechs875: ....
Zechs875: *totally pysced
Zechs875: *siked
Zechs875: i dont know how to spell a word that expresses how I feel
Zechs875: I've been...waiting for years
Andromaton: syked i believe
Andromaton: hehe
Andromaton: so happy thanksgiving
Zechs875: GUTRANGLEFLATS!
Zechs875: that's the only word that expresses how I feel
Andromaton: ah look your names all yellow
Andromaton: that's so cute _________________ Bang.
Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:01 am
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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DOUG is FUNNY : you know what's funny?
Andromaton : I know this!
Andromaton : really i do... trick question... DOUG IS!
DOUG is FUNNY : never gotten that response before...
Andromaton : never, I'm all original
Andromaton : but go on, aside from my wild antics, what's funny
Andromaton : ? _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:11 am
gfpaperboy22
Joined: Oct 31, 2002
Post subject:
And now its time for another FinalDivineDragoon moment.
finaldragoon77: you think L33t is a good topic for an informative speech?
gfpaperboy22: you need to sex
gfpaperboy22: bad
This has been another FinalDivineDragoon moment. _________________ I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP!
Sun Dec 05, 2004 11:50 pm
John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo
Joined: Nov 13, 2002
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If anyone remembers WildArmsSheero, I had a rather entertaining conversation with him today.
Session Start (MSN - Modern major general:Ride on shooting star! (10)): Wed Dec 22 05:34:45 2004
Modern major general: Are you in?
Ride on shooting star! (10): Yeah
Modern major general: I'm curious... how much of the latest comic did you draw?
Ride on shooting star! (10): All of it
Modern major general: What I mean is: how much of the fuzzied out part is anatomically correct?
Ride on shooting star! (10): Bleh
Ride on shooting star! (10): It's pretty bad
Ride on shooting star! (10): You wanna see it unedited?
Modern major general: Sure, why not.
Ride on shooting star! (10): Ok
Ride on shooting star! (10): Lemme upload it
Modern major general: Wait--would it scare me?
Ride on shooting star! (10): No
Ride on shooting star! (10): It's just poorly drawn
Ride on shooting star! (10): Flay's nose is too long
Ride on shooting star! (10): http://gangstacity.com/183UNCUTOMG.jpg
Modern major general: OMG penis!
Ride on shooting star! (10): LIKE YEAH!!!
Ride on shooting star! (10): My friend made me do it
Ride on shooting star! (10): Originaly they were gonna just be making out or something _________________ This space left intentionally blank.
Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:11 am
CollegeBum
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Ben : i almost signed up for basic this summer but i didnt want to chance getting deployed and not getting to finish school
ealambert2002: yeah, your butt would probably have been gone
Ben : i got one more yr, and im sure shit ova there wont clean up anytime soon so ill get my chance to go play in the sand box
ealambert2002: dou want to
Ben : yea i do
ealambert2002: really
ealambert2002: why
Ben : yea...well iv been wanting to do the whole military thing sinec before i can remeber
ealambert2002: yeah, but it is so dangerous
Ben : yea i know
Ben : and i could get killed
Ben : iv thought about all the risk and etc
ealambert2002: so why would u want to endanger your life like that
Ben : its just something iv always wanted to do
Ben : if i die ova there at lest my death will have some meaning...
Ben : better than getting hit by a DUI ova here
ealambert2002: u r very true
Ben : and i would have died doing what iv always wanted to do
ealambert2002: thats good _________________ \\m// (>_<) \\m//
Thats what it is all about!
Fri Feb 04, 2005 12:42 am
AdmiralGreer
Joined: Nov 08, 2002
Post subject:
Akira772: MAN PORN!!!
Ricespoon: the best part about that was that I totally expcect you to just up and say things like that all the time now
Akira772: awww
Akira772: The idea was to make you jump
Ricespoon: nope
Akira772: 3:30 AM... You're alone. All of a sudden...
Ricespoon: ?
Akira772: An instant message pops up
Ricespoon: oh
Akira772: MAN PORN!!!
Ricespoon: great
Akira772: lol
Akira772: I like doing that to people....
Ricespoon: ...
Ricespoon: creepy
Akira772: There's something amusing about typing in MAN PORN!!! and hearing their responses
Ricespoon: you're a moron
Akira772: lol
Akira772: It's 12:30 on Saturday morning.
Akira772: I'm bored
Ricespoon: I figured
Aveman20: DUDE!
Akira772: ?
Aveman20: the gun from big trouble in little china!
Akira772: ....
Aveman20: seen the movie?
Akira772: I think I've heard about it- read the info on the satelite... Some kind of weird underworld underneath San Francisco's Chinatown?
Aveman20: that movies a CLASSIC man!
Akira772: ....
Akira772: Next time it's on I'll watch it
Akira772: But is it more of a classic then The Last Dragon?
Aveman20: the last dragon?
Aveman20: wha?
Aveman20: dude this has kurt russel and victor wong
Aveman20: classic
Akira772: The Last Dragon... It's disco kung fu!
Akira772: Even more of a classic
Akira772: Also from the 80s
Aveman20: .....
Aveman20: ....hmm
Akira772: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0x fGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9dGhlIGxhc3QgZHJhZ29ufGh0bWw 9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=1;ft=21;fm=1
Akira772: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0x fGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9YmlnIHRyb3VibGUgaW4gbGl0dGxlI GNoaW5hfGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=1;ft=11
Aveman20: LOL!
Aveman20 wants to directly connect.
Aveman20 is now directly connected.
Akira772: HAHA! I know what DVD to buy next!
Akira772: The 1993 classic
Akira772: Surf Ninjas
Aveman20: whats that?
Akira772: Just think about the title
Akira772: And it's #98 on IMDBs bottom 100 mivies
Akira772: movies
Aveman20: ***(there were pics here, just some random bush bashing things, standard stuff some of us find because we hate the guy)***
Akira772: Yet when it came out... After it was out on tape... I rented it at least once month
Aveman20: lol
Akira772: lol
Aveman20: for a reason there chief
Akira772: What, the signs or Surf Ninjas being rated so low?
Aveman20: yes
Akira772: YOu have not seen awesome until you've seen Surf Ninjas!
Akira772: It was part of the Ninja craze!
Akira772: Ninja Turtles, 3 Ninjas, Karate Kid, Surf Ninjas
Aveman20: GUH! *shudder*
Akira772: At least it's not Flash Gordon
Akira772: With Ming the Merciless
Aveman20: that name sounds familiar
Akira772: YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF FLASH GORDON?!
Akira772: The planet Mongo... Ruled by Ming... Flash Gordon comes from earth and saves the planet
Akira772: Music by Queen
Aveman20: ....
Aveman20: sounds
Aveman20: .....bad
Akira772: It was
Aveman20: indeed
Akira772: It was a remake of an old 30s movie
Akira772: Made to try to cash in on the Star Wars/Sci-Fi era
Akira772: Came out in 1980
Akira772: Got thrashed
Aveman20: ah
Akira772: Would make great MST3K material
Aveman20: who is flash gordon?
Akira772: A football player
Aveman20: football....
Akira772: Yeah
Akira772: Who ends up in space
Aveman20: space...
Akira772: And then there's the parody...
Akira772: Flesh Gordon
Aveman20: dear god no
Akira772: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068595/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9Zmxlc2ggZ29yZG9ufGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=2;ft=20;fm=1
Akira772: This is probably why wang means what it does
Akira772: Instead of Ming the Merciless...
Akira772: Wang the Perverted
Akira772: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097365/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9Zmxlc2ggZ29yZG9ufGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=3;ft=20;fm=1
Aveman20: ......WTF?
Akira772: And there was a sequel...
Akira772: Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders
Akira772: Keep in mind that I haven't seen the old Flash Gordon movies or the Flesh Gordon movies, just the 1980 Flash Gordon with Queen doing the music.
Aveman20: flesh gordon
Aveman20: was that like porn?
Akira772: It seems like it wasn't the kind of porn you guys like to watch
Aveman20: which i
Aveman20: s
Akira772: More of the kind without wangs
Aveman20: so yes it is porn
Aveman20: and it has plenty of wang
Akira772: I mean wang as in visible ones
Akira772: Not Wang
Akira772: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0262246/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9YXR0YWNrIHRoZSBnYXMgc3RhdGlvbnxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=20
Akira772: And then there's this
Akira772: In english, it's called Attack the Gas Station
Aveman20: GAAAH bandwidth
Aveman20: i vaguely remember you mentioning that
Akira772: I have it on DVD
Aveman20: .....gah
Aveman20: is it anime?
Akira772: No...
Akira772: It's a Korean movie
Akira772: Not animated
Aveman20: o...kay....
Akira772: And then there's Tampopo
Aveman20: haha
Akira772: I need to see it
Aveman20: that movie was WIERD
Aveman20: i never saw the whole thing thpugh
Aveman20: land lain made it screwy
Aveman20: *and
Akira772: Eh?
Aveman20: and mayde what could have been a cool movie such horribbly
Aveman20: mrs lain
Akira772: Oh god
Aveman20: she brought it to class and made up watch parts
Aveman20: yeah
Aveman20: thats how i know about it
Aveman20 direct connection is closed.
Akira772: Wait... This wasn't the movie about the teacher
Akira772: And the two twins
Akira772: Who ran around naked
Aveman20: no
Akira772: Dongs and everything hanging out?
Akira772: Ah
Aveman20: tampopo was the one about the ramen shop
Akira772: Which one was that?
Akira772: Ahhh
Aveman20: that was somthing else
Aveman20: yeah and the talking fish
Akira772: The talking fish?
Aveman20: and the groping of his sister
Akira772: There was one of those in that teacher movie?
Akira772: WHA?!
Aveman20: this is still the twins one
Aveman20: yeah it was WIERD
Akira772: So let's see... Naked 5 year old boys... Groping of older sisters... Talking fish...
Akira772: Was it pr0n?
Aveman20: no peter
Aveman20: no
Akira772: It was just a typical Japanese movie?
Aveman20: haha i guess _________________ Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me
Fri Feb 04, 2005 1:54 am
Zechs
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
Post subject:
Quote:
Cactarsama: http://www.nintendoterms.co.uk/ WTF IS THIS SHIT!!?
Cactarsama: england only!!! you fuckers!!!
Zechs875: Yikes
Zechs875: gonna move over there?
Cactarsama: only six in the world
Zechs875: Damn!
Zechs875: I know some British people
Cactarsama: get 1 of six gold tickets
Cactarsama: fucking willy wonka of zelda
Quote:
Jayfonn069: send me "how to be emo"
Zechs875: k
Zechs875: *Sends jay a mirror*
Jayfonn069: You're a filthy whore
Quote:
Zechs875 wants to directly connect.
Cactarsama is now directly connected.
Zechs875:
Cactarsama: holy shit i thoguth that was shatner
Cactarsama: without makup
Zechs875: could be
Zechs875: I just gave him an emo tear
Cactarsama: lol
_________________ Bang.
Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:38 pm
AdmiralGreer
Joined: Nov 08, 2002
Post subject:
Akira772: DO THE HUSTLE!
Ricespoon: dun dun dun dun dut-duhduh dun dun dun dun dun dun dut=duh dun dun dun
Akira772: nice
finaldragoon77: hey
Akira772: hey
finaldragoon77: whats up
Akira772: COMBUSTIBLE CAMPUS GUARDRESS!
Akira772: oh, and a little bit of
Akira772: ...
finaldragoon77: ?
Akira772: MAN PORN!!!
Akira772: I crack myself up
finaldragoon77: nah
finaldragoon77: youre not funny
Akira772: Also watching a Japanese cartoon
Akira772: entitled
Akira772: H2
finaldragoon77: hentai?
Akira772: That's what everyone asks
finaldragoon77: well
finaldragoon77: there's a hentai called F3
finaldragoon77: had to ask
Akira772: And indeed...
Akira772: It is...
finaldragoon77: ....
finaldragoon77: what kind?
Akira772: Not hentai
finaldragoon77: stupid sports anime
Akira772: It's more romance with sports along for the ride
Akira772: There was another series back in the 80s by the same creator
Akira772: Also baseball-romance
Akira772: It was called "Touch"
finaldragoon77: F3 = hentai
Akira772: This guy has a thing for suggestive names
finaldragoon77: meh
Akira772: ...
Akira772: There's a VA in F3 named "Telly Wacker"
finaldragoon77: cause many english dubs of hentai use porn actors
Akira772: Does it really take a porn star to make an orgasm noise?
finaldragoon77: no
finaldragoon77: actually
finaldragoon77: go download moonlight lady
Akira772: ...
Akira772: Why?
finaldragoon77: because its got the best dubbing for a hentai ive ever....seen
Akira772: ...
finaldragoon77: english dialogue but the left in the japanese va's moans and groans and so on
Akira772: I'm sure you were having a great time watching it
finaldragoon77: quite
Akira772: guh
finaldragoon77: at least there's little to no rape, and no tentacles
finaldragoon77: which is goodness
finaldragoon77: but...
finaldragoon77: if you wont dl that
finaldragoon77: then dl puni puni poemy
Akira772: ....
finaldragoon77: why not?
Akira772: Wait a sec...
Akira772: A talking fish getting turned into a wand?
finaldragoon77: and a really hawt 10-yr old
Akira772: A 10 year old girl?
Akira772: ....
finaldragoon77: yuri lolicon
finaldragoon77: its supposed to be a parody of the psuedo-romatical things going on in cardcaptor sakura
finaldragoon77 wants to directly connect.
finaldragoon77 is now directly connected.
finaldragoon77: you know
finaldragoon77: it is a bit odd
Akira772: There's even an H2 drama...
Akira772: <pic>
Akira772: What's odd?
finaldragoon77: <pic>
finaldragoon77: sexifying 10-yr olds
Akira772: guh
finaldragoon77: what?
finaldragoon77:
finaldragoon77: ive gotta turn that into an avatar somehow
Akira772: You need to sex
Akira772: bad
finaldragoon77: im trying man
finaldragoon77: but all the women are preoccupied
finaldragoon77: hmm
Akira772: lol
finaldragoon77: would it be wrong to score at a convention?
Akira772: No
Akira772: But then you may end up with another uber-dork like yourself
finaldragoon77: as long as she's a chick and semi-hawt i dont give a damn
Akira772: lol
Akira772: You're thinking of trying at that thing in Phoenix soon?
finaldragoon77: trying?
Akira772: So you think you're going to be successful?
Akira772: Damn... I wish I could go down there just to watch you make a fool of yourself hitting on every girl in sight.
finaldragoon77: guh?
Akira772: lol
finaldragoon77: me? hit on women? that's unpossible
Akira772: So how are you going to try?
finaldragoon77: besides i don't wanna risk the whole jailbait thing
Akira772: YOu going to wait for someone to seek you out?
finaldragoon77: maybe i am that lazy
finaldragoon77: hell thats how it worked for doug
Akira772: Yeah, but not everyone is lucky
Akira772: Andd we live in a society where paternal rule is still considered alright in many parts of the country. Thus, women are less likely to approach men.
finaldragoon77: blah
Akira772: On that subject, white slavery is a-ok.
Akira772: But back to the topic at hand...
finaldragoon77: ....
finaldragoon77: i dont even wanna think about the number of crossplayers that might show up
finaldragoon77: those people scare me
Akira772: Hehehehe
Akira772: big hairy men in schoolgirl outfits?
finaldragoon77: turn it off....turn it off.....turn it OFF!!!
Akira772: I'm not Chewie
finaldragoon77: nor are you faye valentine
finaldragoon77: but back on topic
Akira772: I know, I know, you'd rather see this...
Akira772: <pic of a gate thing at asakusa, taken in tokyo by me last spring. some japanese schoolgirls were in the pic>
Akira772: It was completely unintentional. I wanted a pic of the gate, and they just happened to be walking by.
finaldragoon77: suuure
Akira772: ...
finaldragoon77: perv
Akira772: I just realized that you can see my sister's back in the pic...
finaldragoon77: uh huh
Akira772: So yeah...
finaldragoon77: besides its my first con
finaldragoon77: im prolly gonna be spending so much time nerdgasming that i wont have much time to ogle the local chixxorz
Akira772: lol
Akira772: ...so basically what you're saying is you'll be distracted by the anime girls, and won't notice the real ones?
finaldragoon77: or the real dressed up like the anime girls
finaldragoon77: tis quite a paradox there
Akira772: I'm going to quote you on that
finaldragoon77: the paradox, or the nerdgasm?
Akira772: All of it
finaldragoon77: >_<
finaldragoon77: why am i such a quotable person?
Akira772: Because half of what I say is quoted by my friends... I need someone who I can do the same to
finaldragoon77: can i start wounding you now?
Akira772: hehehehehehe
finaldragoon77: OMG
finaldragoon77: must get
finaldragoon77: *droolz*
Akira772: Yeah... You need sex
finaldragoon77: send me a harlot and we'll talk
Akira772: A what to the where now?
finaldragoon77: a woman of ill-repute to my docile please
Akira772: That's how desperate you are?
finaldragoon77: well
Akira772: And you have no experience, right?
finaldragoon77: must you ask everything
Akira772: Yes
Akira772: I must
Akira772: Because I'm a bastard
Akira772:
finaldragoon77: you want my daily fappage schedule as well?
Akira772: No, that's alright.
Akira772: A little more info then I need.
finaldragoon77: aww come on
Akira772: So I'll take that as a yes.
finaldragoon77: its a pretty interesting novella i composed
Akira772: On the "no experience" bit...
Akira772: Which leads me to my next question...
Akira772: Wouldn't you want your first time to be special, then go for broke?
finaldragoon77: sarcasm does not carry over in text, baka
finaldragoon77: me asking for whorage at the footsteps = jokeness
Akira772: You really think I'm being serious?
finaldragoon77: no
Akira772: Good.
finaldragoon77: i just take the questionairre seriously and work around it
Akira772: However, it is a question I wonder about... I'm trying to understand men better
Akira772: ...
Akira772: That sounded bad
finaldragoon77: yes
finaldragoon77: go drown your sorrows in something
Akira772: I'm trying to understand men and women and how they work. Because it's always been weird...
finaldragoon77: its simple
Akira772: Wait-
Akira772: I know...
Akira772: *one sec*
finaldragoon77: women are goddesses, and men are "omg i w4nt t0 s3x0rc1s3 t3h w0m3ns!!!1!1"
Akira772:
Akira772: Like that?
finaldragoon77: yes
Akira772: heh
Akira772: My conclusions as of now...
Akira772: ...And I have yet to write a thesis...
finaldragoon77: women are the latest AMD processor, men are intel celerons
Akira772: ...is "bullshit"
Akira772: There's more to men than a simple "on-off" button, and both men and women are complex
finaldragoon77: yes
Akira772: There's something missing here...
Akira772: But I have yet to find it
Akira772: I'm looking for a key.
finaldragoon77: the answer is one things
finaldragoon77: boobs
finaldragoon77: they are the key
Akira772: And if those are all men think about, why are Japanese schoolgirls common fantasy objects?
finaldragoon77: the japanese are weird enough so they dont count
Akira772: Ah-ha!
Akira772: There we go!
Akira772: What I'm looking for is the key to the secrets of human mating habits.
Akira772: Men claim to like big breasts... Yet many men fantasize about foreign schoolgirls who tend not to have large ones, nor are ones that are so big they make you sick common there.
Akira772: So what is it?
Akira772: What's the key?
Akira772: People say women are complex and men are one switch
finaldragoon77: men just want something that we dont naturally have
Akira772: Yet my observations have shown both men and women who are the opposite of what they're supposed to be like- and they're straight.
finaldragoon77: right...
Akira772: I'm serious!
Akira772: One of my friends isn't all that complex. Her boyfriend isn't either. Niether is stupid, they just aren't sexually complex people.
Akira772: One guy I know is quite possibly the most sexually complex person ever. He doesn't tell me enough so I can get a correct picture, but he's obviously not a simple "on/off" switch.
finaldragoon77: ahh
finaldragoon77: well
finaldragoon77: i wouldnt really know anything
finaldragoon77: im a n00b
Akira772: I'm going to laugh when you find a girl who's also like that
Akira772: And niether of you knows what to do...
Akira772: Since all your experience has been with hentai and occasional real pr0n
Akira772: And your hands
finaldragoon77: ....
Akira772: ^_^
finaldragoon77: what if she's the same way
Akira772: I just suggested that she'd be like that...
finaldragoon77: yeah
finaldragoon77: its just
Akira772: ...
Akira772: it's just...
finaldragoon77: ive just been pushed aside so many times that, if the time ever comes my instincts may force me into a flight situation
Akira772: "It's Just Love" ED to Gundam Wing?
Ah
finaldragoon77: so...yeah
Akira772: Well if you're in a flight situation
Akira772: ...
Akira772: "transcon heavy clear for take-off"
finaldragoon77: ?
Akira772: Buy a plane ticket, and fly off to some random country
Akira772: Or state of you're not that adventerous
finaldragoon77: what for?
Akira772: To find what you're looking for
finaldragoon77: what am i looking for?
Akira772: I don't know
Akira772: What are you looking for?
Akira772: Sex?
Akira772: Enlightenment?
Akira772: Warfare?
Akira772: Adventure?
Akira772: Money?
Akira772: Osama Bin Laden?
finaldragoon77: ...
Akira772: Hey, there's a large bounty on him...
Akira772: Or maybe you're looking for Mr. Goodbar?
Akira772: Friends?
Akira772: Lost family?
Akira772: Gold?
Akira772: Burried treasure?
finaldragoon77: ....
Akira772: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND ANY OF THOSE, ESPECIALLY SEX, OR ANYTHING ELSE, IF YOU DON'T GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!
finaldragoon77: look
finaldragoon77: its not that i dont want to get off my ass
finaldragoon77: ive just been basically "pampered" with really lenient parents while growing up so they never really forced me to do anything
finaldragoon77: so i have no real inner-driving force
Akira772: Niether did mine... Not really anyway. But that doesn't stop me from being ambitious.
finaldragoon77: im just afraid of the unknown
Akira772: guh
finaldragoon77: ive had my driver's license for almost 2 years now and i have yet to get on the freeway; why? because im afraid of what might happen
Akira772: ...
Akira772: They didn't make you get on the freeway in driving school?
finaldragoon77: no
finaldragoon77: i didnt have driving school
Akira772: Arizona doesn't require it
Akira772: ?
finaldragoon77: nope
Akira772: No wonder there's so many morons living down there...
finaldragoon77: ....
Akira772: Well...
Akira772: Were you 18 when you got it?
finaldragoon77: yes
Akira772: Ahhhh
Akira772: Pansy.
Akira772: Freeway driving isn't bad at all
Akira772: It's where you can drive freely
finaldragoon77: well...
finaldragoon77: in arizona at least
finaldragoon77: speed limit on freeway means "go 10mph faster than this or youre gettin passed sucka
Akira772: That's what it means anywhere
finaldragoon77: thats in the easy parts
Akira772: Until the state patrol runs you down
finaldragoon77: no i mean there are people who go 90 in some areas
Akira772: ...
Akira772: I was going 80 down a four lane highway once- not a freeway.
Akira772: My friend passed me
Akira772: Going 90
Akira772: I had gotten ahead of him 30 miles earlier
Akira772: He was in a minivan too
finaldragoon77: uh huh
Akira772: That's the way it is on a freeway...
Akira772: You have to go fast
finaldragoon77: im just afraid of what might happen given a situation of unknown variables and/or consequences
Akira772: So am I
finaldragoon77: no i mean to the point that i will go out of my way to avoid them
Akira772: Sometimes it's good to go into the unknown, and as you go along constantly check how things are going
Akira772: And also keep a "we'll jump off the cliff when we get there and check the parachutes on the way down" attitude.
finaldragoon77: ive almost become a hermit because of my friends
finaldragoon77: seems i have very little in comon with them anymore
finaldragoon77: one time they invited me to go with them out drinking...that wasnt fun
Akira772: Can't hold your alcohol?
finaldragoon77: basically it turned into them playing yu-gi-oh shots, and me calling family members begging to go home
finaldragoon77: no i didnt drink
Akira772: ...You have horrifying friends
finaldragoon77: yes i know
Akira772: It's one thing to drink...
Akira772: It's another to get drunk
Akira772: and THAT is another thing too
finaldragoon77: basically ive been in my room all of spring break
finaldragoon77: why? because there was nothing better to do
Akira772: ....
finaldragoon77: what? go outside and wander around a barren town for x amount of hours
finaldragoon77: oh wait i couldnt
finaldragoon77: because until thursday i didnt even have a car
finaldragoon77: no one even bothered to contact me
finaldragoon77: i tried calling them but they were either working or sleeping
Akira772: ...
Akira772: At least you know people in town...
Akira772: Well, people you do stuff with
Akira772: You need some humor.
finaldragoon77: i suppose
Akira772: <pic- animated gif- dancining hitler>
finaldragoon77: meh
Akira772: DANCIN' HITLER!
finaldragoon77: mildly offensive, stupidly annoying
Akira772:
finaldragoon77: you wanna know how out of touch i am with society?
Akira772: How much?
finaldragoon77: i just barely saw Fight Club
Akira772: I've never seen it
finaldragoon77: came out 6 years ago
Akira772: I know what it's about
finaldragoon77: didnt see Clerks until last month
Akira772: Haven't seen it, but I've heard it's interesting
finaldragoon77: its just
finaldragoon77: my "friends" talk about all this stuff or quote things from movies/tv ive never watched or seen
Akira772: Then learn about it
finaldragoon77: becuase im too busy stuck in my mmorpg seclusion
Akira772:
You are no longer directly connected to finaldragoon77 because an error occurred. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
finaldragoon77: sorry about that
Akira772 wants to directly connect.
finaldragoon77 is now directly connected.
Akira772: Well...
Akira772: Hmm
Akira772: For your entertainment...
Akira772: Did you hear about how Zechs found himself a girl?
finaldragoon77: i didnt know he had a gf until last week
Akira772: <pic- zech's girlfriend>
Akira772: That would be her
finaldragoon77: id hit that
Akira772: ...
Akira772: lol
finaldragoon77: zechs be damned
Akira772: lol
finaldragoon77: i need a women more than him
finaldragoon77: yes i said women
Akira772: Well...
Akira772: <pic- described in next line>
Akira772: FREAKY UW GIRLS THAT A GUY I KNOW POSTED ON HIS BLOG!
finaldragoon77: id hit the right one....after she shaved
Akira772: <pic- described in next line>
Akira772: 80s Japanese popstar!
finaldragoon77: eh
finaldragoon77: i just feel...lonely
finaldragoon77: feeling...distant from everything
Akira772: <pic from Zechs of a bunch of men dressed like women at an anime convention>
Akira772: Girl band?
finaldragoon77: goth hawt
Akira772: Those are guys...
finaldragoon77: if they were girls
Akira772: lol
finaldragoon77: -_-;;;
Akira772: hehehehehe
finaldragoon77: shut up
finaldragoon77: youre not helping
Akira772: fine, fine
Akira772: <pic>
finaldragoon77: *sigh(
finaldragoon77: .... _________________ Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me
Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:51 pm
Nobuyuki
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
Post subject:
Hey, that's right... FDD owes us a con report... _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:21 pm
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
Post subject:
*Appears out of the shadows*
There were at least 5 points in that convo that I wish I could have jumped in on and participated in, btw.
*Dissapears into the shadows again.* _________________ anime is teh s uck
Play City of Heroes/Villians? Look me up, Pinnacle server, @C Paradox
Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:31 am
FinalDivineDragoon
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
Post subject:
I guess I am due for that con report >.>;;
I'll get around to it...eventually...
EDIT: CP if you ever wanna interrupt my conversations with others, you're always welcome to message me....I mean it's not that hard to contact me.... _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
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