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 Mon Nov 18, 2002 4:03 pm |
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| Coming up. |
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| Mon Nov 18, 2002 4:05 pm |
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*pours some more gasoline on CP*
Since when was Beat a bartender?
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| Mon Nov 18, 2002 4:32 pm |
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JohnnyPsycho: *arrow in head and a crazed look in his eyes*  I may be a midget now, but I still own my SOLs.
*presses button on watch, three satelite lasers target from orbit, and a gigantic beam rips through the roof, frying Beatdigga into an unidentifiable charred mess*
TWWK: Yeowch! Mini-JP's packin' some heat!
JohnnyPsycho: *panting in newly dissipated rage* Well... he should have known better than to piss me off like that... grrrrr...
dougisfunny: Um, not to upset you or anything, but don't you think Dread's gonna be mad at you for that giant hole in the roof?
JohnnyPsycho: Uh... *looks at the hole* Dammit! I forgot! This new bar doesn't fix itself anymore does it?
*runs off to Deep 13 to make a new batch of Nanites for the new Bar*
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"The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
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| Mon Nov 18, 2002 4:33 pm |
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Hey! He owed me money!
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| Mon Nov 18, 2002 4:43 pm |
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| Beat- {Comes out unscathed}. I'm alive. That system has horrible accuracy. {Takes JP into a room and beats him sensless} |
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| Mon Nov 18, 2002 5:35 pm |
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DM: That's not JP. That's one of Dill's kids.
Beat: It is?
Dill: 
Beat: Awww, sh*t *runs away*
Dill:*takes out glaive(sp?) and chases after him.
DM: *pours more gasoline on CP* Dread pass me a b33r.
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Mon Nov 18, 2002 9:02 pm |
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*Someone throws a cigarette butt on CP*
(Next part censored for content of man burning up in a hidiously screwed up way)
*CP is now a pile of ash.*
Well dang. Another one bites the dust...
Heeeey.... It's Karaoke time!
*Greer pulls out a karaoke machine, fires up Queen, and starts singing*
"...another one bites the-"
*Tomatos come from all sides*
Okay okay! We still gotta do something about CP... How do you bring back a pile of ash? 
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| Mon Nov 18, 2002 11:27 pm |
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He was already on fire. I just keep the fire going.*throws tomato at Greer*
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| Tue Nov 19, 2002 8:38 am |
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Post subject: Long-Arm of the Law
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*returns and installs the new Deep 13 Laboratories Nanite Repair System 3.14 beta into the wall of the Bar. Nanites instantly begin to repair the roof*
Hmm... I wonder if anyone's bothered to re-establish the rules of the bar yet...
*goes back into a big dusty box labeled "Old Bar Crap" to look for the old Bar Rules plaque*
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"The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright |
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| Tue Nov 19, 2002 12:03 pm |
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Rules? who needs them? All we do is beat up those who are offensive... or burn the crap out of them
*uses fenix down on CP*
well thats fixed...
CP: if i'm back, what is all that dust on the ground?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Tue Nov 19, 2002 12:12 pm |
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I don't think the rules should be restored. But if you do restored them make sure you have rule 12.  *pours more gasoline on CP, and throws a lit match at him setting him on fire again*
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| Tue Nov 19, 2002 12:21 pm |
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rule twelve?
*casts stop on DM to prevent more arsen*
here CP have a fire extiguisher...
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Tue Nov 19, 2002 12:40 pm |
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That's the rule that states "JohnnyPsycho is a Stone-Cold Pimp" or something similar... I don't know, I think we can come up with a better list of rules, and yes, I think this place needs rules before it degrades into another Fight Thread...
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"The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright |
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| Tue Nov 19, 2002 12:43 pm |
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yeah considering DM seems to do nothing but light people on fire...
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Tue Nov 19, 2002 12:49 pm |
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