The NEW Fight thread

Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

{Sends ambassador to mole people}

Slim- I don't want a fight!
Ambassador- Fine. Just don't attack Earth's governments. The United Earth Front will leave you alone. Hell, we'll even help you against other enemies. Okay?
Slim- Oh, allright.

{Meanwhile}

CP- Daddy's questing, questing, questing!
JJ- Questing sucks. Why don't we just fight beat already?! I mean, what does he have?
CP- We must continue to quest.
JJ- Well, WHY?!
CP- To improve our strength.
JJ- I'm strong enough as it is! And I'll prove it against you! {Draws masamune}
CP- JJ! Stop!
JJ- HAAAAAAAA! {Attacks CP}

JJc14 · **JJc14**

beat: end simulation!

::the screen beat was viewing freezes as JJc draws his sword::

beat: ...if only it were that easy...

::watches through the simulation again::

beat: ...i'm sure i can turn him against cp, but how?

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cp: so, uh...any ideas?

"...well, let's try the standby..."

::JJc draws his masamune and stares at the forming creature, fists drawn::

"...this blade of mine glows with an awesome power, it's burning grip tells me to defeat you..."

::the mass of spiders hesistate::

"...here i go...SHINING DAGGER!"

::JJc lets out a blast of energy at the mass, taking out its legs and causing the upper structure to collapse::

"quick, form a fire cp!"

::cp creates an inferno underneath the falling spiders, causing them to fry on impact::

"...pfft...that's it?"

cp: uh, JJc?

"what? er..."

::the fighters turn around to see another mass almost across the fire and swiftly approaching::
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TheWorldWeKnow · **TheWorldWeKnow**

<TWWK arrives on the scene>
JJ: where have you been?
TWWK: yeah, I've been kind of lazy in my eternal fight of good against evil with beat...but I'm here now! now let's get those spiders...<draws tenchi-ken>

SlimJim · **SlimJim**

Uh, I don't think they want to be interupted. *Sends mole people to bring TWWK under the ground* I got flamed last time I tried to interfer.
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Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

TWWK- They are no match for Tenchi-Ken! {Realizes it isn't there} WTF?!
Announcer- After your last defeat, Beat stole Tenchi-Ken. He plans to fuse it with the Sword of Power, and the Sword of Omen to make a superblade.
TWWK- Can he do that?
Announcer- Yeah.

TheWorldWeKnow · **TheWorldWeKnow**

Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

If everyone is on a quest of sorts, then it's time for me to do something.

Beat- Is the ceremony prepared?
Monk- Yes, sir. By drawing on the unlimited power of Id energy, the mystical properties of all three blades, formidable on their own, will be fused together, only obeying you.
Beat- Then let's get this party started.
{Lightning crackes as the ceremony begins inside Jurai's royal palace}
Monks- Oh!!!!
Beat- The power of three, the strength of one, all mine!!! I call upon the force of Id. Make me invincible!!
{A crack of lightning from the barrier of Id energy emerges, and strikes the stone table where the three swords rest. In one blinding flash, all three swords dissapear, replaced by one ominous looking blade}
Beat- It is born! The Omnisaber! A weapon of unparalled power!!! {Holds blade} I can feel the power flowing through me! Nothing can defeat me!
{Robotic versions of JJ, TWWK, and just for kicks, He-Man, enter}
Beat- Have at you!!!
{Beat decimates all the robots in one slash}
Beat- This blade has unparalled power. Now I am invincible!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

counterparadox · **counterparadox**

TWWK, JJc and I are trying to finish our uber-long quest to the gnome smith village. We've tried to get beat to leave us the hell alone. Please, no interference. Once we fight beat, you're welcome to join.

Beat, one more interference, and I'll just edit it out of your post like I did to Slim. We're SO DAMN CLOSE to being done.

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*The second mass forms into a large spider, much like it's small components.*

CP: That's just freaky . . .

*The mass steps over the ring of fire.*

JJc. Mine! *Slashes the leg that is coming over the fire with his bakuto.* Got it! Wait . . . *The leg separated right before the bakuto could hit it, letting JJc's slash pass right through, and then reforms to the way it was.*

CP: Tricky little buggers. And the first mass is coming back, albeit smaller. JJc, remember how you stabed Golem? Well use it's 1337 defense skills. Now.
JJc: What are you going to do . . .
CP: I need you strong and heavy. Trust me.

*JJc's skin turns metalic. He can barely move, but his skin is impenitrable. CP uses his Lightning Wrist Bands to charge up a huge shot. The shot branches out in fits and bursts and fries any spider in range. The two Mass Spiders catch on and back away before all of their tiny compent spiders are fried.*

JJc: You can't kill them like that. They're smarter than you thought. Unless you unleash that . . .
CP: Exactly why I told you to solidify. Don't want you hit. *CP unleashes the full blast on the smaller Mass Spider, obliterating every remnant of it and blowing every charded spider in a different dirrection. A red streak is seen clearly glowing through the flying black spiders. The larger spider raises it's front leg and propels a few hundered spiders towards the red streak. They retrieve it and assimilate it before the two warriros can stop them.*

JJc: So that's how they get their power.
CP: You think those are artifacts from the gnome village? Like my Jade Dagger?
JJc: I would think so. The Golem had an amulet, possibly from the same place. It seems everything in the way to this villiage is protected by what lay inside.
CP: Dagger, amulet, . . . hrmmm. We'll figure that out later. We need to beat this thing.
JJc: That's right, I forgot about that amulet . . . *Skin turns back to normal.*
CP: You're going to null the spider's senses with the ability you got from golem's amulet?
JJc: I'm going to try. If that happens, we could separate them from the artifacts that give them their power. Besides, I don't want to see what new power this Mass Spider has now that it has a second artifact.
CP: True. Let's do it.
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Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

How is creating a new weapon and fighting robot versions of you interference?!

Beat- I wish they would hurry the hell up with their stupid quest. Who can I test the Omnisaber on?
Terra- There's always TWWK.
Beat- I'm thinking of what to do with him. There's always the Meltandi. Somehow the idea of TWWK fighting an army of giant women is really hillarious.
Terra- What about Emeraldus?
Beat- Good idea. Have her hunt down TWWK. That should be enough entertainment untill CP and JJ finish their quest.

Gerbera345 · **Gerbera345**

Because it is dumb, you combined every old show known to man with one newer show and made a big fancy sword, what can you do, cut at things with great force (yippee...)
I think that's why it interference, that and you always try to take over the fight thread.
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counterparadox · **counterparadox**

Nono, the fact that you KEEP butting in and that JJc had to make what you said earlier into a simulation. It get's old. We've asked repeatedly to be left alone.

Other than that, amp up your forces all you want. But remember, there is nothing unbeatable in this thread. If there was, it would have no point.
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JJc14 · **JJc14**

(not a fight post)

eh, i really don't have a problem with it...this thread was originally meant for simultaneous storylines with interference from other characters, though i'm afraid i may be responsible for the "fanfic-esque" nature it's been turning into as of late...

...take it from beat's end; with the current quest cp and i are on, who else does he have to take on right now? the thread's evolved to a point where there's only a few contributers, so i can see his need for interfering in order to make something happen...

...besides, i kinda have fun proving beat's setups wrong...it's almost like a game to me...

alas, i'm not the contributor i used to be, so i'll leave it to you guys to come up with a solution...maybe with my disappearance, things will become more like the old days...
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counterparadox · **counterparadox**

Whatever. But all we have to do is beat the damn spider and we're THERE. Then the fight with Beat is on.
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TheWorldWeKnow · **TheWorldWeKnow**

TWWK: hey guys, what's up? <CP and JJ ignore TWWK> uhh...guess I'm budding in this quest here...anyways, I'm gonna go find that fool beat

Suddenly, an image of Washu appears before TWWK
TWWK: hey lil' Washu, what's up?
Washu: TWWK, beat has combined tenchi-ken with two other swords of very little power, making a new sword that is ever so slightly more powerful than tenchi-ken
TWWK: so what can I do about this?
Washu: the power in tenchi-ken can never be fully brought out by beat - now that he has the other two swords combined in the tenchi-ken, though, he may be able to wield the sword, though as I just said, it will never be as powerful in his hands as with yours
TWWK: can I get tenchi-ken to break away from the other swords?
Washu: yes, remember, it is yours, and only you may wield it - it will return to you once you find it
TWWK: I'm on my way...

Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

Beat- The Sword of Power weak?! Have you ever watched He-Man?!! That's it.

{Puts up signs around universe}

Bounty on TWWK- 1 killamagik (or $100 million American) for anyone who can kill TWWK. Newbie's welcome, and encouraged. JJ's need not apply.


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