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I need a drink...
But Hey, sping break starts in a week...
does Kalma live in a different bar?...
Actually, when I think of Kalma, I'm reminded of the Dragon Master...
for some odd reason...
hmmmm....
Except he was just having fun...
yeah... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Sun Feb 29, 2004 6:25 pm
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*DM walks into the bar with a goatee*
FDD: Holy shit, it’s DM’s evil twin!
DM: No, I ju-
JP: Damnit! I thought I locked the Stargate away from the kids.
DM: What? I-
Nobu: Maybe he’s a beatnik now.
DM: What are yo-
Sai: I got it! He became french!
DM: *pulls out dart gun and shoots Sai in the arm* NO! I just grew a goatee while I was gone!
FDD: Ok, whatever. *goes back to playing DDR*
Sai: What was in that dart?
DM: *sits down at the bar* Psilocybin.
Sai: What’s that?
DM: *smiles and waves at Sai* Have a nice trip.
Sai: Oooo... pretty colors...
DM: *laughs and turns back around* Can I get a beer? _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:14 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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*takes a syringe full of Adrenochrome and shoves it in Dragon Master's eye*
Welcome back, buddy!! Have a trip on me...
*pulls out handy-dandy NAVI-handheld computer and tries to download some mambo tutorials* _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:22 pm
Andromaton
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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*mambo wraps up*
Whew! That was fun... wanna give the Flamenco a try? Time for some Queimada first, then we go back on out.
Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:37 pm
KeroMia
Joined: Jan 18, 2004
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awe... is my snookie Johnny going to learn to do the mambo just for me? But Andro is gonna do the flamenco... urgh! You know we haven't done salsa yet...
*shoves Andro-Monky to one side* It's mambo time Johnny! _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:12 am
Andromaton
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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*gets shoved*
well, guess it's time to get off the dance floor...
*flings self 15 feet into the air and slams into the wall behind the bar, smashing all the bottles under him*
unngh....
*rolls off the back counter and onto the floor*
Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:25 am
Irkan_Warrior
Joined: Jul 10, 2003
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*sighs, and starts playing more spanish music* _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world...
Tue Mar 02, 2004 7:34 am
Kalma
Joined: Nov 03, 2003
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Kalma:*Walks in* Geeze, why the hell is that Amlak guy unconcious in the street with a nuke? Wasn't he banished to that other universe? That frigging cybernetic implant sergery took forever, but I'm back. _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Tue Mar 02, 2004 1:02 pm
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*pulls the syringe out of eye while cursing under his breath* Yeah, thanks...*tosses the syringe to the side, pulls out elxier and drinks it, blinks and wipes some blood from his eye* Can someone get me a beer or something? *looks around the bar at the things flying around* _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:50 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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*stops mambo-ing with KeroMia for a second to watch DragonMaster turning his head back and forth as if watching some sort of invisible tennis match*
KeroMia: What's the matter, snookie-wookums?
JohnnyPsycho: Oh, nothing much, just noticed that the Adrenochrome finally started to take effect on DM. Apparently magical elixirs have no effect on psychotropics...
The_Dragon_Master: *waving hand wildly in the air, as if trying to grab something* I'll get you, you pesky butterfly! Steal the chrome-plating from my mind, will you? You and your facsist friends down in D.C. can kiss my ass! Where're my damn golf shoes?
Kalma: *worried* Um, what the hell has DM been drinking? Did someone slip him a roofie or something?
The_Dragon_Master: *his massive hallucinogenic trip taking a turn for the worse, stares right at Kalma* No!! Goddamn vultures!! *mumbles something incoherent* ...goddamn milkbabies craving my cocoa-puffs... *grabs Kalma by the shoulder* Do you willingly give your life to your country and your government?
Kalma: *very worried* Um... what is this guy babbling about?
The_Dragon_Master: Come with me, Turkey-Neck! We'll show those goddamn Reds how we start a real carpet-bombing party.
Kalma: *trying to stay calm* If you don't get your drug-addled hands off me in two seconds, I'll...
*a syringe suddenly flies across the bar and sticks itself into Kalma's neck, the plunger pushing all of its contents into Kalma's bloodstream*
Kalma: *eye twitching momentarily* ...I'll... I'm gonna... take a nap over here... *falls down and starts drooling on self*
Andromaton: *coming up from the floor, dusting self off, covered in glass and cuts* What was in that syringe, JP?
JohnnyPsycho: A mixture of Acepromazine and Ketamine... don't worry, he'll be fine... i hope... Um, you know what, just make sure that DM doesn't set anything on fire, and that Kalma doesn't choke on his own tongue...
KeroMia: *tapping foot impatiently* Hey! I thought we were dancing!
JohnnyPsycho: *getting a sudden Gomez Addams vibe* We are, Querida... *claps his hands, and suddenly the band starts up a fast tango* Shall we, cara mia, er, i mean, Kero Mia?... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:30 am
Andromaton
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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*wealks up to DM*
Andro: LOOK A DISTRACTION!
DM: Where?! *looks away*
Andro: *grabs two giant glass jars with rubber tops on them and quickly jams them on DM's fire production teeth*
DM: OO UN AH A ICH! EA HIRE!
*the glass jars start to fill up with firey compound secretions*
DM: uh i uh ehh?!
Andro: *places special alloy limb locks on DM designed to withstand all powers known* That should keep you from lighting any problems.
DM: I ELL OU! I ELL OU!!
Anrdo: Hmm, you must be thirsty *reaches behind the bar for a funnel and puts in snugly inbetween the two teeth jars* Now, where did I put that stuff... *looks around* AH! *reaches into chest capartment and pulls out a giant jug* I think you'll like this. *places jug upside down in the funnel and wraps it all together as to not fling out* That's my special Androshine. Specially brewed to be 350% alcahol. You can think about the possibility as it drains into your gullet.
DM: GNHHhh...HJjjlss....
Andro: And you're drunk. Hmm... took longer than I thought.... Now that that job is done... *flings self once again 15 feet into the air but this time lands on the pool table and crushes it*
Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:58 am
Kalma
Joined: Nov 03, 2003
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Kalma: Thoughts: Great, there is a drug in the biological parts of my system. I guess ill run on mechanichal for now until the trip stops effecting the fleshy outerlayer. *Gets up but looks very groggy, pulls syringe out* Dammit, biological components are inefficient. *Shammbles over to DM, scans him* I think hes been poisoned with alcohol. Ill pump the shit out. *Hooks an artifical liver to DM* Wont take more than a minute. _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:59 pm
Andromaton
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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*while still lieing on the smashed pool table (and not looking up) Andro hurls two objects into the air*
Kalma: This liver should do you good DM
DM: ankh... rhruGH!
*the first of andro's "objects" smashes the artificial liver to smithereens*
Kalma: what da fu..?
*the second of Andro's objects is actually a refill barrel of Androshine and it knocks the empty jug out of DM's mouth and settles nicely into place*
Kalma: Hey, buddy I tried...
*the empty bottle pegs Kalma in the forhead*
Kalma: OW! *shuffles away all grumbly and rubbing his forhead*
Thu Mar 04, 2004 12:27 am
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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JohnnyPsycho wrote:
JohnnyPsycho: Oh, nothing much, just noticed that the Adrenochrome finally started to take effect on DM. Apparently magical elixirs have no effect on psychotropics...
You're right... you'd need a pure, or antidote, a heal maybe... or something like that... depends what you are looking for...
Thu Mar 04, 2004 3:11 am
Irkan_Warrior
Joined: Jul 10, 2003
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*decides it's about time for a drinking song, but doesn't know which one* _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world...
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