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The new Star Trek movie made me depressed for spoilerific reasons...I shall sulk. *Sulks* (you have to do sulking in a bar ya know....it's just pracitcal)
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 Sun Dec 15, 2002 6:51 pm |
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*comes into bar* This thread was dead for two days!*grabs CP's tail, electrocutes him* I know you'll probably counter that with your wristbands, but you are the only one besides Dread that uses fight thread powers in the bar. Where's Dread?
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| Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:13 pm |
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BB:*Staggers in*
TDM:Where have you been?
BB:Ughh...asleep...in barrell...of *Faints*
TDM: Wake up!
BB: Huh!! Whah!! Dude your gettin' a Dell. duh...
TDM: You were saying
BB:Me sweepying en bewwel uv whine.*Faints*
TDM: K. |
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| Sun Dec 15, 2002 9:59 pm |
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DM:*touches BB, electrocutes him*
BB:Aaahhh! I'm up! I'm up!
DM: That's better.*jumps over counter and serves self b33r, pays, jumps back over*Does anyone know where Dread is?
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| Sun Dec 15, 2002 10:05 pm |
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Gerb: No, but Mister T is right behind you, I'd run if I were you.
DM: Uh..hi?
Mr.T: I pity the foo' who steals beer *throws DM out the door*
Gerb: I told him to run.
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| Sun Dec 15, 2002 10:32 pm |
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*comes into bar*I did pay for it!*jumps over the counter, serves self another b33r, pays for it, jumps back over counter* Your just mad that I thought of it first.*drinks b33r*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Sun Dec 15, 2002 10:38 pm |
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*The sound of Slim screeching in pain is heard outside*
DM: What was that?
Dread: Probobly the cats fighting again.
Dera: It was Slim.
Dread:...I would have never guessed...
Slim: *walks into bar holding his left wrist* Da pain...
(I actually did break the upper part of my left radius...VERY near to my growth plate, but other than that, I am very fortunate to have "full" use of my left fingers)
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| Sun Dec 15, 2002 11:37 pm |
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GF: *comes through the door* Yahoo!!!!
CP: Why? Why?
DM: Hey get out-!
GF: Wait! Just a sec....
DM: Huh? *boom!**explodes*
GF: Ah ha! I knew it! There was so much eletrisity (sp?) Built up in him that he exploded!!! *looks over* Ooooo... Arcade. *looks around at the games* What!?! *runs off*
Everyone: Yay!!!
*1 hour later*
GF: Back!
Everyone: Awwww....
GF: *goes out and comes in with a Arcade machine above his head* *angels sing* I have the power! *runs to the Arcade section and put the Machine down* Voltage time! *pulgs in machine* Tadah! *plays Surf Planet*
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Wolf's Rain is cool... |
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| Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:58 am |
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DM:*crisp*
GF: I thought you exploded!
DM: The electricity must of set off my explosives.*looks in pockets* Now I need to restock. I'll do it later.*drinks b33r*Wait a minute. Sh!t!*quickly runs outside, many gunshots are heard, comes back into bar*
Slim: What was that?
DM: It set off the guns. Total restock, great.*drinks b33r*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Mon Dec 16, 2002 8:49 am |
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*listens to Ayu's 'heartplace' in hospital*
we are freeeee to go anywherrrreeee weeee wannntttttt
*does air guitar*
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rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
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rednekbob9: run like hell |
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| Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:17 am |
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Bertha: Doctor, I think we need to take her to the mental ward
*anyone remember bertha?*
Dr. Dread: Definately, you can tell by the quaking and nonresponsivness to good wholesome english shows... orderlies!
*back at bar*
Doug: damn i can belive i tripped on that box... well anyways I'm back and the nanobots fixed the transdimensional rip in the floor (who says i can't use plot holes?)
DM: but i thought i electricuted you...
Doug: well even if you had i have a path to grond running right into Dread's boxers... its been there a while if you remember
DM: oh ... b33r please?
Doug: go capture your own *drinks rootbeer and serves the other customers*
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| Mon Dec 16, 2002 11:58 am |
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I already have a b33r.*drinks b33r* Who's Bertha?
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| Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:06 pm |
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I think she was killed before your time and banished so as never to be used again, but i summoned a likeness for that plothole...
picture large ugly eastern european woman witha glee for full body cavity searches
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| Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:21 pm |
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*shudders*Good thing she's dead.*drinks b33r*
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| Mon Dec 16, 2002 12:55 pm |
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| Okay. |
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| Mon Dec 16, 2002 2:58 pm |
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