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FDD: Uh huh....ok two things. First, the defense shield system would prevent the bar from any damage by your puny rock. Second, even if it were to break through the shield the nanites could easily rebuild the bar. Oh ya, don't forget that rock came from another dimension so technically it doesn't exist here.
Kalma: But....my....plan. Ha! You must be wrong. For I am Kalma and I am always rig.....agh!
Mr. T: I pity da foo who tries to destroy the bar.
*Mr. T throws Kalma out of the bar onto the road where he is run over by multiple cars over and over*
Kalma: Bill...help....me....
FDD: I think he's gone crazy.
Nobu: Why do you say that?
FDD: Well for one, he is talking to himself. That is a clear sign of schizoprenia.
JP: Hmm your right. I'll go have him institutionalized in my "special" asylum hehehe....
FDD: Good idea JP. And for that, free drinks for your android clones until you get back.
Clone-Droids: Yey!
*5 seconds later*
JP: I'm back.
Clone-Droids: Aww.
FDD: Well now you're gonna have to pay for that vodka and scotch you had me put in a faberge egg number 4. _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
Thu Jan 15, 2004 10:18 am
Irkan_Warrior
Joined: Jul 10, 2003
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*Walks in, completely ignoring everything, and orders a b33r* _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world...
Thu Jan 15, 2004 10:31 am
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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Hey Kids! If you want the full experiance of Kalma getting his ass kicked, listen to track 13 and 16 of the Matrix Revolutions soundtrack!
*flies in*
I've used the anger of everyone on this board, and I have only one thing to say: Have fun in hell!
*the interdiminsional portal of hell sucks Kalma into the ground with Bill*
Amlak: But... But....
*flies toward him, only to be kicked in to hell*
Therefore, on the ground which you stand, space or air, the origanal you is gone. They will go with you, and athisism won't work*
*goes in to bar and orders b33rs* _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:17 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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*sigh* Why the hell do none of you fuckers ever listen to me? *presses a button on his watch* B52! Come in B52!
JP-B52 Clone-Droid: *voice coming in over the watch's two-way radio (like Dick Tracy... neat!)* What?!? What is it?
Go to the lab and link up the Stargate, patch it into the Global Axis controls, and patch it all into my portable NAVI...
Green-Bird: What are you planning on doing?
I'm about to create a very dangerous plot-hole... it'll reverse the bizaare effects of all this dimensional traveling that's been going on... Let me explain. See, what's been going on in the brawling thread has somehow slipped over to the other threads, including this one, starting with Kalma's creation named "Bill". You see, this "Bill" is basically like an imaginary friend from hell, and he's trying to exert his existence by f*cking with everything else in the message board. You with me so far?
Irkan_Warrior: Um... yeah, right up until you said something about a plot-hole...
*sigh* Anyway, as everyone has noticed, we were never hit with that moonrock. The defense shields never went up, and the nanites never had to rebuild the place. True, we saw what looked like a moon rock coming straight at us, but did anyone else notice how it just passed through us like it was a ghost?
Nobuyuki: Ah! I get it! It's a ghost-image! It was never within our plane of reality, so it could never actually make any physical contact with us! I remember that from that Cowboy Bebop episode...
Exactly. When we see images of things occuring in another reality or plane, it's usually caused by bizaare temporal and spacial anomolies that occur when there is an unusally high amount of travel between realities. Which means that Kalma and "Bill" never had any real chance hurting us. Which means I'm bringing Kalma back to the bar...
Green-Bird: What? Why?
Because this version of Kalma was the accountant, and he was about to tell me how to invest my money to put all my kids through college before all you fuckers came in and started messing things up...
FinalDivineDragoon: But he's just gonna start trouble again!
Maybe... but I know that this kid was just looking for attention. Well, he got it. Once we let him know the rules of this thread, and the consequences for breaking them, I'm sure he'll mature a bit, with time. Now, I want everyone in here to promise to never, ever bring any fights or thread material into this bar. What occurs in this bar stays in this bar, and what occurs outside stays outside. Got it? Or do I have to eviscerate every single last one of you motherfuckers?
FinalDivineDragoon: *nervous and gulping* Uh, yeah... sure thing JP!...
*looking at G-B* Well? Can I count on your word that you'll not bring in any bullshit from the other threads, least I pull out my knives "Slashy" and "Steve" and carve the names of all of my children into your hide?
Green-Bird: *reluctant sigh* Okay, you win. I promise not to start any more fights, or bring anything from the other threads in here... but Kalma has to do the same!
Don't worry, I'll make sure he does... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:55 pm
Nobuyuki
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Thank you, Johnny.
In addition, since it looks like I'm the new owner of this joint, I need to make some slight alterations to the operating procedure around here:
1) All drinks are assumed to be served within two posts of your order. This is to cut down on speed of service complaints.
2) Since even I don't want to eat my cooking, the grill is closed. However, I've just made an exclusive arrangement to have pizza delivered from "Torgo's Pizza". Unfortunately, due to their driver, it will take at least 7 posts for your delivery order to appear. You may thank Johnny for giving me the number of the place.
Unless otherwise noted, all other rules of the bar shall be enforced as originally set down, unless changed by JohnnyPsycho or myself.
Thank you for your attention. *bows* _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Fri Jan 16, 2004 6:39 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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*sips his b33r and plays his guitar*
Since when has this place had rules? _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Fri Jan 16, 2004 7:52 pm
JJc14
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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::opens the basement door and quickly shields his eyes from the first rays of sunlight in months::
"oh, man...i must really be out of it..."
::takes a seat at the bar::
"i coulda sworn i saw some sort of rock pass through the upper wall and below ground, and i haven't had a drink in months!"
::g-b turns and nods, feigning interest::
"...speaking of which, dread, can i get the usual?"
::silence::
"uh, dread...?"
g-b: dude, nobuyuki's in charge now...
"huh? what happened to dread?"
g-b: nobody knows, i guess he just up and left one day...
"that doesn't sound like him at all...did anyone actually look around for the guy?"
::the bar falls silent::
"geez, i bet he could very well be in this building somewhere..." _________________ "Life's a journey, not a destination..." -Aerosmith ('Amazing')
Current RPG(s): (None)
Fri Jan 16, 2004 7:54 pm
Irkan_Warrior
Joined: Jul 10, 2003
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*orders another b33r* _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world...
Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:24 am
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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Since I am the curator, I guess I'll make rules for the band...
-You make request songs, they last for two posts
-However, there are some exptions, like "Stairway to Heaven would last for 4 even though the song takes 2. The Band are humans, for christ's sake!
*Strums on his guitar and takes another sip of b33r* _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Sat Jan 17, 2004 10:53 am
JJc14
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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::reaches off-screen and pulls back his bass, joining g-b with the ending riff to 'stairway'::
"i guess i should clean up the stage area; hasn't been used in months..."
::walks over and sneezes, kicking up a wave of dust that covers irkan::
"oh, uh...sorry man..."
irkan (obviously irked): i'll take another beer... _________________ "Life's a journey, not a destination..." -Aerosmith ('Amazing')
Current RPG(s): (None)
Sat Jan 17, 2004 11:49 am
Irkan_Warrior
Joined: Jul 10, 2003
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I'll have some pie with that b33r please.
*looks at gb on guitar and jj on bass*
Hey, you guys need a drummer? _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world...
Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:41 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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Nobuyuki wrote:
Since even I don't want to eat my cooking, the grill is closed. However, I've just made an exclusive arrangement to have pizza delivered from "Torgo's Pizza". Unfortunately, due to their driver, it will take at least 7 posts for your delivery order to appear. You may thank Johnny for giving me the number of the place.
dude, that seriously just made my day... it's not everyday a MST3K reference broadsides me like that and makes me bust out laughing out loud...
As for the other business, yes, there have always been a rather free-flowing set of rules in Martin's Bar, and since this ridiculous recent events, I thought I needed to reiterate, reestablish and reword some of them.. I think I was the first to actually write down a list of 13 rules back in the TDA board, but I don't remember them all, but mostly they're like the ones we still follow today: "No fighting..." "No fighting with Mr. T...", etc....
Actually, now that I think about it, I remember the last rule of that original set of rules being "JohnnyPsycho is a stone-cold pimp, yo"... but we don't need to necessarily follow that one, that's more like a suggestion than a rule... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:54 pm
Nobuyuki
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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JohnnyPsycho wrote:
dude, that seriously just made my day... it's not everyday a MST3K reference broadsides me like that and makes me bust out laughing out loud...
Just remember to tip, or "The M-M-Master w-will not be p-pleased..."
I just wanted to do this so everyone can concentrate on role-playing.
That said, how about "Alice's Restaurant" there, G-B? _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:06 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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I need a few minuetes...
*bring-bring*
CC: Clone Cor.
Hi, I need a clone that I can control.
CC: Okay, 4 posts.
*the band performs Alice's Resturant* _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:07 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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*posts flyers around the bar*
Nobu: KEYBOARDIST???? Why the hell do you need a keyboardist?
Well, we can't play some of the best songs. Besides, we need the posts. _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
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