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I'm not crazy...I'm getting better...I'm good again...it's just that sometimes I gotta getta grip, ya know...
and when did I ever fall asleep?
and when did the artist formerly known as prince become prince again?
not like I have ever listened to him...
not that he's bad...it's just not what I listen too...
and DM...you are crazy...you just don't know it yet... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:23 pm
Saiyoukai1015
Joined: Mar 07, 2003
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hmmm...hey, i thought i ordered a beer...jeez this place has got lousy service... _________________ "Experience is something you only get after you need it"
Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:43 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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overdrive535 wrote:
and when did I ever fall asleep?
Asleep? huh?...
*reads back*
Noooo! I said you were "walking up", not "waking up"...
sheesh...
hooked on phonics definitely didn't work for you... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:33 pm
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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I'm just going to refer you back to my skimming policy...
And did you know that when we read...we usually only see the first and the last words...it's actually been proven by tests...
And I never had hooked on Phonics...we were too poor...but I actually didn't need it...I actually am an avid reader of sci fi/fantasy...and I learned to read and to love reading by my mom reading me bearenstein bear books when I was little...so there ha _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Tue Oct 28, 2003 10:02 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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whatever, dude... you're dyslexic or something, because I know I'm not in the habit of dropping consonants from words... but hell, if walking is waking and planting is panting, then what the hell do I know?...
you illiterate brute... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:00 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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*takes sip of drink, and gives overdrive the evil eye* _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:13 pm
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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ooh, not the evil eye...
what was that for, anyway?
And I'm sorry dude about the mistake...
and I isn't a illiterite...
who was it that said "...To err is human..."
and I'm definetly human...
...except for that one time... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:00 pm
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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hey guys I'm just sitting around waiting for my next class, figured I'd come in here for a bite to eat
*summons serving wenches(and no they aren't any of the female board members)*
MMm lasagna... thats it, maybe I'll have tacos for dinner tonight.
So when anyone else imagines the actual premise for the bar is it something semi dark and shadowy where vampires my be creeping just out of sight? _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Thu Oct 30, 2003 12:49 pm
Dreadnot
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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JP: Naw.. I'm thinking more of the line of Ogres.. or maby my Nanite system will create a black hole or something.
::Has a hangover:: "Ogres? man I got an Ogres slaying knife! It gets a +9 against Ogres! **Hold up a Dagger that has a +9 tag on it** ::Refering to the "Dead Ale Wives; Dungeons and Dragons" skit:: _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:24 pm
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*walks into the without coat/arsenal, sits down at bar, waits for service*
That was a great skit. "Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk!" was probably my favorite line. _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Thu Oct 30, 2003 1:38 pm
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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black holes are nothing to joke about...
'cause they're not really much of anything...
just an uber-massive gravity well...
and an itsybitsy piece of matter at the center...
emphasis on itsybitsy....
Yeah. _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Thu Oct 30, 2003 2:31 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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*keeps staring at him*
G-B: Shut it with the paraphrasing...
*takes another sip* _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Thu Oct 30, 2003 2:35 pm
Saiyoukai1015
Joined: Mar 07, 2003
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(passes out on the floor) _________________ "Experience is something you only get after you need it"
Thu Oct 30, 2003 2:54 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 3: *creeps up on the unconscious Saiyoukai, pulls out a black magic marker, and writes "Thumb-Sucker" on Sai's forhead* Heh heh heh...
Green-Bird: Johnny, what the hell are you doing?
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 3: Ssshhh!! It's a new bar rule... if you can't hold your liquor in this bar, you get graffiti'd...
Green-Bird: Yeah, that's real mature, Johnny... *takes another sip of drink*
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 5: *appearing from under a table* No, I'm Johnny!
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 1: *standing next to an ogre* Will you guys give it a rest! None of us are Johnny, remember?
Green-Bird: *eye-brow twitch* Ugh... I hate clone humor. *takes another sip of drink*
Dreadnot: Gah! Ogre!! *points +9 knife at it* When the hell did you get in here?
Shrek: Ay!! Watch where ye point that! That's not a butter knife ye've got in yer hand there!
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 1: Hey, he came in here as our guest, Dread-sir!
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 5: Yeah! I didn't think you were the prejudiced type, Dread-sir!
Shrek: I promise not to cause any trouble. I jes' came in fer a pint with me lads here, is that okay with you?
Dreadnot: *sigh* I suppose... But don't start any fights, got it? *groan* You're just lucky I have a headache right now and that my security team vouched for you, or else you'd be nothing more than a green smear on the floor... *grasps head, then turns to FDD* Ugh, remind me to never mix Jack Daniels with Jagermeister...
FinalDivineDragoon: *head in a garbage can* Ugh... you talk too loud...
Shrek: My, they're a hard-partying lot, eh?
*meanwhile, in the corner of the bar, doug gets slapped by a serving wench*
dougisfunny: I wasn't being "fresh"! A "Buttery Nipple" is a real drink, I swear! Go ahead and ask a bartender! C'mon, baby, don't be like that! _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Thu Oct 30, 2003 3:37 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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Wench: One more crack...
Doug: I have a WIFE/Well not yet but...
Voice: DOUG!!!!!
Doug: OH, SHIT.
*other side of bar*
G-B: Say, where did Johnny go?
Dread: I don't know....
*sips drink*
G-B: I guess I'll help him...
*walks over there*
G-B: There is such a drink. Now get lost.
doug: Thanks....
G-B: The bar's on lock-down. The door is sealed shut. We will escape out the back.
*walks to the door, but suddenly, the door blasts open, and three agents walk inside*
Doug: They're Chicks!
*she takes a swing at G-B but misses and he grabs her leg*
G-B: *looks up her skirt* Hmm, Upgrades.
*a fight explodes, and doug runs in to the bar*
doug: G-B is fighting some chicks in tight outfits!
*Every male in the bar runs to the fight* _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
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