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*picks up body and puts it in his corvette*
*lights cig*
Well, I hope I never eat pie like that again.
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I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags |
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 Wed Jun 11, 2003 9:50 pm |
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The pie was fine.. the conditions it was stored under wasn't...
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Jun 12, 2003 9:24 am |
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well the black mage loves free pie
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:58 pm |
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...Why's it free? Nothing's free. Not even the free gifts you get for joining the Columbia Record Club.... *orders dozens of horrible CDs under Dreadnot's name*
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me |
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| Fri Jun 13, 2003 12:44 am |
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That's not funny
Some of those CD wharehouses will "give" you free CD's, and then hound you for the rest of eternity to pay an exorbient "fee" for the one CD you were supposed to buy. It's a true crime. Or a good scam...
Ummmm...
Can I get a pepsi
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"If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
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| Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:32 am |
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*Gets back from camp*
Good lord....*busts out the radioactive suit and throws all the waste into the latrines back at camp*
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*Floats by on a cloud* |
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| Sat Jun 14, 2003 1:21 pm |
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*Walks back in bar*
*sees matrix like prop. It is one of the pods*
G-B: Hey, Dread where'd you get the f**ked-up prop?
Dread: It's not a prop...
*looks in pod and sees spook's Body*
G-B: AHHHHHH!!!...Wait a minute, he's plugged in to a matrix?
Dread: Look on the T.V.
G-B: I Thought that was Nickolodeon!
Dread: So did everyone else.
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I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags |
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| Sat Jun 14, 2003 2:19 pm |
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the pie was tainted! uh-oh...(collapses)
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"Experience is something you only get after you need it" |
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| Sat Jun 14, 2003 4:16 pm |
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*walks in, looks at TV*A rerun? I'll fix that.*picks up remote, changes TV to a horror movie marathon*That's better. Dread, I'll have a rootbeer.*watches TV*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Sat Jun 14, 2003 8:22 pm |
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| Saiyoukai1015 wrote: |
| the pie was tainted! uh-oh...(collapses) |
Tainted Pie? I love that song! <starts singing> touch me baby, tainted pie...touch me baby tainted pie...hehe
man, I miss karaoke Fridays <walks over to a dusty old machine in the corner of the bar> hmm...perhaps this Friday, I'll sing a little tune <blows the dust off the karoake machine ::cough cough:: |
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| Sun Jun 15, 2003 11:56 am |
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I think the machine has been broke ever since Dread put in that arcade. Oh well, alcoholic beverage consumption time.
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There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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| Sun Jun 15, 2003 11:58 am |
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| <turns around to see arcade> wohhh...that's new to me...hey! Ms. Pac-Man!! <goes to play Ms. Pac-Man> |
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| Sun Jun 15, 2003 12:03 pm |
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Actually, me and Slim built the arcade.
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Sun Jun 15, 2003 12:06 pm |
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| The_Dragon_Master wrote: |
| Actually, me and Slim built the arcade. |
niiice work...hmm...I don't think I've ever actually done anything to this bar...except put it in debt with my ridiculously high tab 
well, the karaoke machine may have been my idea...but I'm probably taking credit for something dill did...eh well, I'll pretend it's mine |
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| Sun Jun 15, 2003 12:09 pm |
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Didn't you put the trampoline in the back?
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Sun Jun 15, 2003 12:36 pm |
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