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How much do you hate Kalma?
I want to kill him
33%
 33%  [ 2 ]
Gouf strapped to Dill with Glaive for uber-death
16%
 16%  [ 1 ]
Kalma: I rule...I am God...Pepito sucks
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Huh? Kalma? Oh that idiot over there
50%
 50%  [ 3 ]
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FinalDivineDragoon

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Post subject: Life is not complete without your daily dose of stupidity
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Yes, everyone I am talking about our favorite annoying idiot currently...Kalma. This f*cknard has ruined our message board peace with such lines as...

"*Kalma is already a n00b. Clave has no effect.* "

"Then try human. It tastes like pork."

"I think Ill toss it into my fusion reactor so it melts. As for cuteness, as you probably dont know, I cant be harmed by cuteness or beauty."

"What does Kalma eat? Kalma would eat (drink) human blood. Is that odd or just disturbing?"

....but wait! There is more...oh so much more. Act now and you will get some flaming piles of sh*tfaced stupidity such as...

"That just show how stupid you really are. A toy pig could not function as a brain. I would be dead. I am not because I can still type to you."

"Who has a glaive? I really dont care as it can not hurt me."

"BTW: What does Lit-3 do? I am guessing it means Lightning but I am not sure."

...oh yes and we can't forget such timeless classics as...

"I love how we can argue about this all we want. The fact is I know you have no army but I have my ninja friends."

"Then you must complain with... VIOLENCE!"

"Wait, if I MADE UP lies, they are not lies because they are made up lies and are therefore TRUTH!"

"So, my original theory of an infinate loop when this first was shown was not so far fetched? I am a God"

"Yay, it is Kalma (Ressurects Super-Old Topics) week. I have my OWN week. Do you? No, did not think so."

...Yes without you Kalma the average IQ of the board would be way higher than its current state. So on that note I think everyone has something to say...

Everyone: Fuck you Kalma!!!!!!!!!

DISCLAIMER: No Kalmas were harmed in the making of this post. Please feel free to flame him as much as you want. Don't worry I have the extreme permission of Tyler to do so.
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PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:15 pm
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Kalma

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Sweet, I have achieved my ultimate goal. You have played right into my hand FDD. Now, what my plan was, I forget. Oh well, flame me all you want. I have been flamed more than you have ever known.

Flame absorbtion powers, manifest.

And I cast the first vote: I want to kill him.
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PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:20 pm
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My god how f*cking stupid can one....ugh....screw this....Divine Dragon Cannon!!!!

*Kalma is blasted by the Divine Dragoon's cannon which has enough force to spilt the moon in half*

....Divine Dragon Attack!!!!!

*Kalma is pelted with 50,000 micro-nuclear missiles from the Divine Dragoon*

.....Sword Dance!!!!

*Kalma is repeatedly stabbed and sliced by FDD's twin swords the Melufas*

.....Tri-Ace!!!!!

*the twin swords fuse into one, the sword is swung causing a massive explosion enveloping Kalma*

.....Now you f*cking pile of sh*tfaced cockeyed assmongering queerbater just f*cking die already!!!!!

*throws Kalma into reverse plot hole which i think we all know what that does.*
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PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:26 pm
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I still dont know.

And, I escape unscathed due to my flame absorbtion power. Any flame agiant me inflates my ego, and that is soft and protective.
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You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.

"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:28 pm
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FinalDivineDragoon

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*FDD grabs Kalma and breaks it's f*cking neck*

I know that does nothing to you oh and about that...thing....you have...

*Kalma's flame absortion thingy fails to work due to his lack of explaining how it works*

....And you just proved how stupid you are....not knowing what a reverse plot hole does....geez what a f*cknard....
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PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:31 pm
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Kalma

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Oh, but I did explain it. You just cant see can you? You see, this kind of thing is fun because I get to frustrate you. It has become a personal war. Just me, and you. I dont see anyone rushing to your aid. You have failed to rally the troops. You are nothing. And as nothing, you can not hurt me.
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Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.

"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:35 pm
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One thing you forgot Kalma:
I *AM* the troops.
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PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:40 pm
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FinalDivineDragoon

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Psychological warfare eh p*ssysh*t? Oh I know how to play that game bitch.

I cannot see, hear, smell, or touch you therefore you do not exist. Furthermore I do not see the rest of your glorious posts therefore they do not exist. Also, I know I exist which means I am superior to you end of story.

See how easy it is. Trust me I know far more ways of screwing with one's mind than you have brain cells.
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PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:41 pm
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Ok, shut up now.
He dug a hole himself.

Kalma = B&
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FinalDivineDragoon

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Yes Master Tyler....

*ends his personal warfare against Kalma....for now*
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PostMon Mar 15, 2004 9:46 pm
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Way to take one for the team there, FDD. Wink
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TylerL wrote:
Kalma = B&


I <3 U 4ever!
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hehe took me a second-- b&, clever, very clever.
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OK kiddies, this thread is soooooo locked for the time I'm at school for you all just to...I don't know...stop it. Till I return my loves!

Except one of you guys will just unlock it anyway Razz
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only so I can type this.
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